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Uncle Kram;504725 wrote: Care to elaborate mon cherie ? :-3
I'll pm u, I might get banned otherwise :p
I'll pm u, I might get banned otherwise :p
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Good lord - I'm off for a lie down......probably for the night as I haven't recovered from New Years Eve yet
. If anyone has to leave the queue overnight for...well.....y'know......please let them back in :yh_hugs :yh_hugs :yh_hugs

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Betty Boop;504728 wrote: :wah: No worries, I have a recharger.
:yh_giggle Well as long as you're not giving me the brush off 

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Uncle Kram;504733 wrote: Good lord - I'm off for a lie down......probably for the night as I haven't recovered from New Years Eve yet
. If anyone has to leave the queue overnight for...well.....y'know......please let them back in :yh_hugs
I'm staying here, I've missed out arriving at the back of the queue! :-1
What were you up to on New Years Eve Kram? :-3

I'm staying here, I've missed out arriving at the back of the queue! :-1
What were you up to on New Years Eve Kram? :-3
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Uncle Kram;504733 wrote: Good lord - I'm off for a lie down......probably for the night as I haven't recovered from New Years Eve yet
. If anyone has to leave the queue overnight for...well.....y'know......please let them back in :yh_hugs :yh_hugs :yh_hugs
Ok c u in a minute, turn on the electric blanket will you? I've cold feet.
Night Night

Ok c u in a minute, turn on the electric blanket will you? I've cold feet.
Night Night
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jennyswan;504729 wrote: I'll pm u, I might get banned otherwise :p
:eek: Truly I've led a sheltered life
:eek: Truly I've led a sheltered life

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Uncle Kram;504738 wrote:
:yh_giggle Well as long as you're not giving me the brush off 
Never! :wah:

Never! :wah:
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Betty Boop;504739 wrote: I'm staying here, I've missed out arriving at the back of the queue! :-1
What were you up to on New Years Eve Kram? :-3
I had some groceries to deliver
What were you up to on New Years Eve Kram? :-3
I had some groceries to deliver
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Uncle Kram;504747 wrote: I had some groceries to deliver
Krammy.com! I like it! :wah:
That was very considerate of you to provide such a select service on New Years Eve, hope the benefactor appreciated your level of service!
Krammy.com! I like it! :wah:
That was very considerate of you to provide such a select service on New Years Eve, hope the benefactor appreciated your level of service!
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(I've got a BIG surprise for Krammy! I know where his room is!
'night, 'night, girls!)

My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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After a restful night's sleep, Immy tiptoes past the girls still snoozing uncomfortably on the pavement outside Krammy's house, hits the head of the queue and says.....
Krammy, I'm here for some lovin'!!
Krammy, I'm here for some lovin'!!
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She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;505259 wrote: After a restful night's sleep, Immy tiptoes past the girls still snoozing uncomfortably on the pavement outside Krammy's house, hits the head of the queue and says.....
Krammy, I'm here for some lovin'!!
And I was stepped on from Immy outside, so brushing myself off and combing my hair, putting on some make-up... and ready for some Krammy love today!!:-6
Krammy, I'm here for some lovin'!!
And I was stepped on from Immy outside, so brushing myself off and combing my hair, putting on some make-up... and ready for some Krammy love today!!:-6
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guppy;504590 wrote: guppy gets in line with her wristband and intends to get some krammy love.....:p
Where does a guppy wear a wristband??
Where does a guppy wear a wristband??
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Oh Krammy, missed your lovely posting yesterday, hope that I'm not too late for some Krammy love:(
Your posting cheered me up so much, thank you:-4
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Colette;505373 wrote: Where does a guppy wear a wristband??
Round her tail I guess, Colette?
Round her tail I guess, Colette?

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Hey Unc, are you still working your way through the queue, I might go see a movie and be back later 

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has anybody seen my clothes??



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sunny104;505481 wrote: has anybody seen my clothes??

did you look at the flag pole??:wah:


did you look at the flag pole??:wah:
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WonderWendy3;505483 wrote: did you look at the flag pole??:wah:
is that a euphemism??
:wah:
is that a euphemism??

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sunny104;505491 wrote: is that a euphemism??
:wah:
Actually no...but started thinking about it...hmmm...that's funny :wah:

Actually no...but started thinking about it...hmmm...that's funny :wah:
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I don't get it...please explain :sneaky:
If anyone leaves the queue that's fine. You can always pop back here anytime :yh_hugs ....that feel better?

If anyone leaves the queue that's fine. You can always pop back here anytime :yh_hugs ....that feel better?

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Well, thanks for the feel Krammy, that was good.
Would it be impertinant to give it a score?:sneaky:
you'd get a 10
Would it be impertinant to give it a score?:sneaky:
you'd get a 10
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She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Uncle Kram;505536 wrote: I don't get it...please explain :sneaky:
ok, back to the bedroom please....:sneaky: :wah:

ok, back to the bedroom please....:sneaky: :wah:
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sunny104;505556 wrote: ok, back to the bedroom please....:sneaky: :wah:
I see your clothes are back on the "pole" again!!!
**stealing a hug from Krammy as Sunny says -- What???**:yh_hugs
I see your clothes are back on the "pole" again!!!
**stealing a hug from Krammy as Sunny says -- What???**:yh_hugs
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Imladris;505543 wrote: Well, thanks for the feel Krammy, that was good.
Would it be impertinant to give it a score?:sneaky:
you'd get a 10
Could I have a sew-on badge as well?
When I was younger, I was such a good Scout that I didn't have a uniform....just badges sewn together
Would it be impertinant to give it a score?:sneaky:
you'd get a 10
Could I have a sew-on badge as well?
When I was younger, I was such a good Scout that I didn't have a uniform....just badges sewn together

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Uncle Kram;505595 wrote: Could I have a sew-on badge as well?
When I was younger, I was such a good Scout that I didn't have a uniform....just badges sewn together
My question is "where did the badges get sewn onto??"
When I was younger, I was such a good Scout that I didn't have a uniform....just badges sewn together

My question is "where did the badges get sewn onto??"
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WonderWendy3;505598 wrote: My question is "where did the badges get sewn onto??" Onto each other....I was THAT good 

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Uncle Kram;505611 wrote: Onto each other....I was THAT good 
Apparantly still are by the responses of this thread!! :-4

Apparantly still are by the responses of this thread!! :-4
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buttercup;505613 wrote: He's got stamina 
What?...at my age? :yh_whistl

What?...at my age? :yh_whistl

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Uncle Kram;505615 wrote: What?...at my age? :yh_whistl 
Krammy I thought you were like what 32??? Do I get a hug for that??
don't you hate brown nosers??

Krammy I thought you were like what 32??? Do I get a hug for that??
don't you hate brown nosers??
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WonderWendy3;505626 wrote: Krammy I thought you were like what 32??? Do I get a hug for that??
don't you hate brown nosers??
Brown-nosing by saying I look 32 will get you a full hug plus a bonus hug and a free voucher for Specsavers
Although I'm 46, I would have been 48 but MamaKram was shy
don't you hate brown nosers??
Brown-nosing by saying I look 32 will get you a full hug plus a bonus hug and a free voucher for Specsavers

Although I'm 46, I would have been 48 but MamaKram was shy

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Uncle Kram;505676 wrote: Brown-nosing by saying I look 32 will get you a full hug plus a bonus hug and a free voucher for Specsavers
Although I'm 46, I would have been 48 but MamaKram was shy
:yh_rotfl How is MamaKram? Will she be visiting us again?

Although I'm 46, I would have been 48 but MamaKram was shy

:yh_rotfl How is MamaKram? Will she be visiting us again?
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Betty Boop;505689 wrote: :yh_rotfl How is MamaKram? Will she be visiting us again?
Hopefully when I get my puncture repair kit over there to fix her Spacehopper, she may be gracing us with her presence again
Hopefully when I get my puncture repair kit over there to fix her Spacehopper, she may be gracing us with her presence again

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Uncle Kram;505694 wrote: Hopefully when I get my puncture repair kit over there to fix her Spacehopper, she may be gracing us with her presence again 
:wah: :wah: She's a lucky lady to have you, as you are lucky to have her (does that make sense? the nibbles obviously aren't soaking up the wine fast enough!)

:wah: :wah: She's a lucky lady to have you, as you are lucky to have her (does that make sense? the nibbles obviously aren't soaking up the wine fast enough!)
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Betty Boop;505695 wrote: :wah: :wah: She's a lucky lady to have you, as you are lucky to have her (does that make sense? the nibbles obviously aren't soaking up the wine fast enough!)
Well nibble faster Boops, nibble faster.........
Well nibble faster Boops, nibble faster.........

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So here I am, back in the queue with the sleeping bag, the little bottle of tingle and a few hot whiskeys for me and my pal Betty. Betty have you brought the handcuffs dearie? 

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abbey;505698 wrote: Well nibble faster Boops, nibble faster......... 
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm nibbling as fast as I can!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I'm nibbling as fast as I can!
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jennyswan;505700 wrote: So here I am, back in the queue with the sleeping bag, the little bottle of tingle and a few hot whiskeys for me and my pal Betty. Betty have you brought the handcuffs dearie? 
Um, yeah, and the ummmm batteries

Um, yeah, and the ummmm batteries

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jennyswan;505700 wrote: So here I am, back in the queue with the sleeping bag, the little bottle of tingle and a few hot whiskeys for me and my pal Betty. Betty have you brought the handcuffs dearie? 
I was just going to ask what is tingle?? :wah:
It's ok, I realise now!!

I was just going to ask what is tingle?? :wah:
It's ok, I realise now!!

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:wah:
Hope the other's get finished fast or we'll have to get more hot whiskeys, cold out tonight.
Hope the other's get finished fast or we'll have to get more hot whiskeys, cold out tonight.

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Pinky;505714 wrote: What a great thread! Nice one Kram! :-6
Pinkster - nice of you to show your face here. Are there going to be any other bits on show?:yh_pray :sneaky:
Pinkster - nice of you to show your face here. Are there going to be any other bits on show?:yh_pray :sneaky:

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Pinky;505725 wrote: C'mon, you don't want to see my bits, they'd put you off your breakfast!:wah:
Oh a timely reminder. I need to get some baps out of the freezer for brekkie. Cheers petal
Oh a timely reminder. I need to get some baps out of the freezer for brekkie. Cheers petal

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Pinky;505737 wrote: Ok, ok...I'll shut up now!

History in the making....:yh_giggle

History in the making....:yh_giggle
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Pinky;505730 wrote: Don't forget the buns for desert!:wah:
What about the splits?
What about the splits?
