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Uncle Kram wrote: That's some mighty impressive shoulder-rubbingfunny thing is, i was a kid, and took it for granted. my dad was in the government, but a scientist. not political at all. i thought everyone went to the white house for dinner.
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well i'm a veritable forrest gump...was on the mall for MLK's i have a dream speech, and had dinner in the white house a few times, sat next to lyndon johnson, before he was pres. my dad told me that day to watch out for that evil bastard. also smoked some dope in the white house kitchen, but i'm not saying with whom. and ice-skated with bobby kennedy and his kids when the reflecting pond in front of the washington
You win sunshine.
I wonder if I can use this against you..................Ill be working on that
You win sunshine.
I wonder if I can use this against you..................Ill be working on that
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Nomad wrote: well i'm a veritable forrest gump...was on the mall for MLK's i have a dream speech, and had dinner in the white house a few times, sat next to lyndon johnson, before he was pres. my dad told me that day to watch out for that evil bastard. also smoked some dope in the white house kitchen, but i'm not saying with whom. and ice-skated with bobby kennedy and his kids when the reflecting pond in front of the washington
You win sunshine.
I wonder if I can use this against you..................Ill be working on thatbllaaapppppffttt :p
You win sunshine.
I wonder if I can use this against you..................Ill be working on thatbllaaapppppffttt :p
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lady cop wrote: funny thing is, i was a kid, and took it for granted. my dad was in the government, but a scientist. not political at all. i thought everyone went to the white house for dinner.
Does the White House have a Drive-thru?
Does the White House have a Drive-thru?
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i was at JFK's funeral too, i will never ever forget the white house swathed in black crepe and the riderless horse, blackjack. it was a cold and windy day, i was freezing, but stood there with my coat wrapped tightly around me. i knew i was living history. it's a chilling thing. ......
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Ok,
In my 'wilder' days (years ago),
I was once in a night club in London and for reasons best left unmentioned I got a little angry and and ended up in a bit of a fight with a bloke and as it turned out the entire stag do he was on (about 12 blokes from what i remember :rolleyes: ),
anyway,
I was in the middle of being pummeled when I was dragged out of the melee as I turned round to lamp the bloke (I was in a fight after all) I realised that it was Simon Weston.
http://www.westonspirit.org.uk/charity_ ... simon.html
The thing is,
because Mr Weston had rescued me, the bouncers chucked the other geezer (s) out because they thought I was with him, and i spent the rest of the night talking to him and the bloke is a absolute star, very nice, very funny.
so my claim to fame is meeting a famous person because of me acting like an idiot in a night club. :-5
I am not like that anymore.
In my 'wilder' days (years ago),
I was once in a night club in London and for reasons best left unmentioned I got a little angry and and ended up in a bit of a fight with a bloke and as it turned out the entire stag do he was on (about 12 blokes from what i remember :rolleyes: ),
anyway,
I was in the middle of being pummeled when I was dragged out of the melee as I turned round to lamp the bloke (I was in a fight after all) I realised that it was Simon Weston.
http://www.westonspirit.org.uk/charity_ ... simon.html
The thing is,
because Mr Weston had rescued me, the bouncers chucked the other geezer (s) out because they thought I was with him, and i spent the rest of the night talking to him and the bloke is a absolute star, very nice, very funny.
so my claim to fame is meeting a famous person because of me acting like an idiot in a night club. :-5
I am not like that anymore.
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bllaaapppppffttt
I hope that didnt come out at the White House.
Id hate to get the munchies there....hey is that all there is ? fois gras !!
I hope that didnt come out at the White House.
Id hate to get the munchies there....hey is that all there is ? fois gras !!
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Nomad wrote: bllaaapppppffttt
I hope that didnt come out at the White House.
Id hate to get the munchies there....hey is that all there is ? fois gras !!nope. pretentious froggie food during that administration.
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I hope that didnt come out at the White House.
Id hate to get the munchies there....hey is that all there is ? fois gras !!nope. pretentious froggie food during that administration.
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Biting your snails is a disgusting habit.
Pretentious? - Moi?
Pretentious? - Moi?
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oh, and one more...i was an onstage guest at oprah , the show was called 'synchronicity'.
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lady cop wrote: oh, and one more...i was an onstage guest at oprah , the show was called 'synchronicity'.
I was on the "Synchronicity" show too
I was on the "Synchronicity" show too

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I once sat in The Queens chair in the Royal Box at the Royal Albert Hall and farted 

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Uncle Kram;500850 wrote: I once sat in The Queens chair in the Royal Box at the Royal Albert Hall and farted 
What was that like for you ?
Can you wait a sec ? Abbeynormal is "freshening" her drinkypoo.

What was that like for you ?
Can you wait a sec ? Abbeynormal is "freshening" her drinkypoo.
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Nomad;500863 wrote: What was that like for you ?
Can you wait a sec ? Abbeynormal is "freshening" her drinkypoo.
Cheers me dear.
Can you wait a sec ? Abbeynormal is "freshening" her drinkypoo.
Cheers me dear.
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I was in a ladies room once with Jamie Lee Curtis
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Marie5656;500881 wrote: I was in a ladies room once with Jamie Lee Curtis
Really ? I was in my car in a parking lot at Houlihans and she ran in front of my car. :wah: It took me a sec but I thought hey....Jaime Lee Curtis just ran in front of my car ! Weird
Really ? I was in my car in a parking lot at Houlihans and she ran in front of my car. :wah: It took me a sec but I thought hey....Jaime Lee Curtis just ran in front of my car ! Weird
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I met Purnell Roberts before......
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Nomad;500888 wrote: Really ? I was in my car in a parking lot at Houlihans and she ran in front of my car. :wah: It took me a sec but I thought hey....Jaime Lee Curtis just ran in front of my car ! Weird
I had to show her how to turn on the water faucet.
I had to show her how to turn on the water faucet.
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Marie5656;500890 wrote: I had to show her how to turn on the water faucet.
What a bimbo !
Did you tell her she was a bimbo ?
I would have.
What a bimbo !
Did you tell her she was a bimbo ?
I would have.
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Nomad;500896 wrote: What a bimbo !
Did you tell her she was a bimbo ?
I would have.
I bit my tongue. Of course...her ego may have gotten knocked down a peg or two of she realized that I did not even recognize her till I left the bathroom and my friend said..did you know who that was??
Did you tell her she was a bimbo ?
I would have.
I bit my tongue. Of course...her ego may have gotten knocked down a peg or two of she realized that I did not even recognize her till I left the bathroom and my friend said..did you know who that was??
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Marie5656;500905 wrote: I bit my tongue. Of course...her ego may have gotten knocked down a peg or two of she realized that I did not even recognize her till I left the bathroom and my friend said..did you know who that was??
She was probably drunk
She was probably drunk
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I read an interview recently with Jamie Lee Curtis and she said her claim to fame was meeting Marie:)
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Uncle Kram;500918 wrote: I read an interview recently with Jamie Lee Curtis and she said her claim to fame was meeting Marie:)
You know shes a lush right ?
Jaime not Marie well Marie might be but I dont think so I mean I never noticed anything no one ever said hey Marie is a lush so I assume shes not
You know shes a lush right ?
Jaime not Marie well Marie might be but I dont think so I mean I never noticed anything no one ever said hey Marie is a lush so I assume shes not
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I worked with Jamie Lee Curtis. She's an amazing woman. Sensitive, kind, fun and wonderful. That's all anyone needs to know about her.
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koan;500924 wrote: I worked with Jamie Lee Curtis. She's an amazing woman. Sensitive, kind, fun and wonderful. That's all anyone needs to know about her.
Did she bowl you over with gin breathe ?
Did she bowl you over with gin breathe ?
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Nomad;500927 wrote: Did she bowl you over with gin breathe ?
Not even close.
I'd never want to be famous. It's horrible what gets said about them all the time. Drinking? Whatever. If that's the worst people have heard then she got off easy. She's one of the few actors I've worked with that I truly liked.
Not even close.
I'd never want to be famous. It's horrible what gets said about them all the time. Drinking? Whatever. If that's the worst people have heard then she got off easy. She's one of the few actors I've worked with that I truly liked.
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Years ago, the band I was in was given a guided tour of the Marshall amplification factory and we were introduced to Jim Marshall. Here's a pic of my Mom endorsing one of his products
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I got a thank you in the post this morning from Darren Hayes of Savage Garden fame
Also I was introduced to Richard Bransons ballooning buddy Per Lindstrom last week.
Also I was introduced to Richard Bransons ballooning buddy Per Lindstrom last week.
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