Nomad;500580 wrote: Children ?

Children are monsters ! :wah:
They suck the life from you, the money from your wallet, the food from your cupboards, they give you grey hairs, wrinkles and stretchmarks why do we do it?
'cos when they're not being monsters they are great!!
Or perhaps Nomad really has little monsters in his house - purple ones with sharp teeth and forked tongues:D