Best Uses for Fruitcake

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:54 am

Best Uses for Fruitcake

Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.

Give them to your child for a science project.

Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!

Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.

Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin

Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.

Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.

Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.

Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.

Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:01 am

Ok - we all know that I am a bit odd - but I love fruitcake!

If anyone has a fruitcake that they feel they must part with - send it to ME!!!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:09 am

Door stop comes to mind.. :d

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:42 am

Ha-my husband loves fruitcake, but not me!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:33 am

I like fruitcake too....

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:40 am

I wonder if shaped properly, it would make a good bowling ball..................

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:28 pm

I'd think the military could use them to bomb terrorists!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:24 pm

All i think about when I hear the word fruit cake is door stop!!!!:wah: :wah: