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CARLA
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:cool: That will work ...!!
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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What a wonderful photo. And look at the road sign. End of the Earth.
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I had a much too close encounter with a black bar when camped out in Missouri one year, Snooze. We both went our several ways, him I expect with cleaner underwear than me!!!
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AussiePam;494179 wrote: What a wonderful photo. And look at the road sign. End of the Earth.


And then four miles *later* is the town....that's what got me laffin ;)
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Oh, busy little bears....................:)
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AussiePam;494182 wrote: I had a much too close encounter with a black bar when camped out in Missouri one year, Snooze. We both went our several ways, him I expect with cleaner underwear than me!!!
The same thing happened to me in Colorado. The bear decided it wanted all of my food and I decided he could have it.
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Beautiful! And who wouldn't want to live in "End of the Earth?" Especially with bears?
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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I got out of the car for a tinkle near Wrightwood in California, then just as I started to drive off I saw a bear. I really wouldn't have wanted it tapping me on the shoulder while I had my willy hanging out :D


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Uncle Kram;494197 wrote: I got out of the car for a tinkle near Wrightwood in California, then just as I started to drive off I saw a bear. I really wouldn't have wanted it tapping me on the shoulder while I had my willy hanging out :D
After seeing a bear there usually isnt much willy left to be worried about.:wah:
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Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Sister Bear, Brother Bear and there out searching for Goldilocks. :)
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There's a fun ski slope out of the way a bit in Steamboat, CO. People who go there late in the season are warned that bears have the right of way on this slope. Very especially Mummy Bears with Cubs. And there are interesting claw marks on a few trees, in case anyone decides to test this!!!

I've been in a town in Michigan called Christmas!!! Some weird place names in America. Intercourse ?PA is another.

Of course I've heard visitors here laugh at Woooloooooomoooooloooo - then there is that Welsh village, but that was another thread.
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Post by kumininexile »

Uncle Kram;494197 wrote: I got out of the car for a tinkle near Wrightwood in California, then just as I started to drive off I saw a bear. I really wouldn't have wanted it tapping me on the shoulder while I had my willy hanging out :D


Remember: only you can prevent forest fires. :D
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AWWWW...how kind of tourists to bring a little liquid to our dry forests! Inefficient...but thoughtful, anyhow. :wah:
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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SnoozeControl;494166 wrote: I wouldn't want to argue with these guys...
"Beary" "Beary" Intimidating, to say the least!
Cars :)
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SnoozeControl;494947 wrote: *groan!*
:D :D :p :p
Cars :)
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You two are BRUIN trouble! :wah:
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