Health tip for the Holidays...

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:17 am

WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water

each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1

kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we

are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

WINE

We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka,

beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a

distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP .. DRINK WINE!

It is better to drink wine and talk shyte than it is to drink water

and be full of shyte.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am

doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:26 am

Wolverine;492234 wrote: WATER

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water

each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1

kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we

are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

WINE

We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka,

beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a

distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP .. DRINK WINE!

It is better to drink wine and talk shyte than it is to drink water

and be full of shyte.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am

doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

So let me get this straight, if someone tells us we are full of s*it, they may be right?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:53 am

:wah: Well I guess it's just a shame that poop is free and good clean health can cost a fortune. Oh well, such is life!!

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:45 pm

Here's to health, eh!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:08 pm

Ah, now I know why I drink ze wine!! Santé !!!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:16 pm

Wolverine;492234 wrote: There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am

doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.
Okay, Genius boy....tell me this: WHAT DO US ALCOHOLICS DO?????? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:58 pm

Make sure it's a good Australian wine !!!!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:51 pm

chrisb84uk;492253 wrote: :wah: Well I guess it's just a shame that poop is free and good clean health can cost a fortune. Oh well, such is life!!

man, what kind of box does your wine come in???

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:53 pm

BabyRider;492376 wrote: Okay, Genius boy....tell me this: WHAT DO US ALCOHOLICS DO?????? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

take lots and lots of laxative?