Hospital Appointment

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:43 am

helefra;491938 wrote: A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital. He turns up two days later with an empty jar.

Nurse asks "Why no sample?"

He says "Sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried with both hands, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in then with her teeth out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good we just couldn't get the bloody lid off the jar!"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:17 am

:wah: Hahaha very funny!!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:20 am

:wah: :wah: sneaky, sneaky.........

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:27 am

That's cheered me up, thanks.