Christmas Carols

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:47 pm

Subject: Subject: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2 . Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm

Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11 . Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:55 pm

:wah: :wah: that is good......

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:01 pm

How bout a Bi-polar one:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

May you burn in hell

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

I hope you Friggin die

La la la la la

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:05 pm

YZGI;490496 wrote: How bout a Bi-polar one:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

May you burn in hell

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

I hope you Friggin die

La la la la la

:wah: :wah: good one wise guy!!!!!:p

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:12 pm

Grumpaz;490474 wrote: Subject: Subject: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and .

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells ..

Somebody's gonna get all PC about this but I'm bipolar and I thought it was dang funny! :wah: