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theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:59 pm

Bez;454411 wrote: Well I'm just going OUTSIDE for my last ciggy of the day.....night , night....take care

xxxx

Night, night, Bez :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:43 pm

Happy Stuff Only

kidney stones

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:05 pm

Happy Stuff Only

missing the nail and hitting your thumb with a ball peen hammer :-6 :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:23 pm

Clancy;454507 wrote: Catching that special something on yer zipper :-1

.

Oh yea baby....now thats what Im talkin bout ! :-6 :-6 :-6

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:24 am

Spent Friday and Saturday with my brother and his wife who live about 2 hours drive away near Stansted Airport.

He is 69 now and I love him dearly. I nornally go to visit in the summer, but there was so much going on this year that I didn't get a chance ....

Anyway...on Friday night we went to Jamie Olivers parents pub and had a really nice meal (expensive though).

Yesterday we went to Cambridge shopping....great atmosphere with small choirs, brass bands and other instrumental groups dotted round the city playing carols.

We were going to go to into King College Chapel - famous for it's choir - but we were running a bit late. My SIL bought a CD instead...

http://www.kings.cam.ac.uk/chapel/

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:28 am

Happy Stuff Only

Genital herpes :-6

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:32 am

Bez;121959 wrote: There has been lots of happy positive stuff posted today...a breath of fresh air after all the traumas of the last 10 days....I've really had a good time in the garden tonight. I've started this thread so that ONLY HAPPY experiences and FUN stuff can be posted so that we can all sit, have a laugh and regain our faith in the human race....No part poopers please.!!

:-6 :-4:)

speaking of part poopers, i was invited to a party last night but part of me was to pooped to party, and that's not intended to be negative poop it's just the truth poop.

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:39 am

DadinIowa;122098 wrote: ok, so the Boy has me some what hooked on Chai tea now. was on MT Dew for years. never liked coffee. smells funny and tastes worse.

i get up in the morning start the cappachino thing to heat up the milk fot the Chai.

I pour two cups cuz i don't want to get up and get a refill. i'm retired and don't have to work any harder than i have to.

So i get the paper, trip over the cat(like always), and get my Chai. pretty good stuff.

sit down on the couch and start looking over the parer. Moses, big black 16lb cat, comes in and is playing "hockey" with something. it's a giant Cricket. that has seen better days. moses is have a blast. batting the thing all over the floors.

i think, hey the wife can get it and throw it away. Im reading and comfy.

that damn cat gets so riled up he starts picking it up and throwing it around.

Giant cricket goes flying in the air and PLUNK right in my 2nd cup of Chai.

Aaaaahh!! i get up and throw it out the back door. wash out the cup with bleach and still can't drink any tea. start to gag.

Wife comes down pours a cup (in the cricket mug) takes a drink and asks if i had any. it tastes different today.

I ran to the living choking and laughing. i finall ycalmed down to tell her what happened and she gave that look. Took a big gulp and said yum, protein.

I lost it. i didn't know if i should laugh or puke. i haven't had a cup all day. i might have one tomorrow, i don't know yet.
next time have your cat do it with a cockroach, nothing like cricket or cockroach flavored Chai, good to the last drop.

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:42 am

chonsigirl;122100 wrote: Gosh Pops, that was funny-protein! That was as bad as a lady at church a week ago was talking to me outside, and a bug flew in her mouth! I almost died laughing, she thought it was funny too-don't know what the pastor thought!

that's as good of a laugh as everyone in our foursome got when a bug flew into one of our buddies ear - had to lay him down and get it out with a tee.

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:04 am

teramiabullfrog;489014 wrote: that's as good of a laugh as everyone in our foursome got when a bug flew into one of our buddies ear - had to lay him down and get it out with a tee.
come on keep posting, this goes right along with strange bugs in tea (why do all the posts seem to stop when i come on, or is it just unjustifiable paranoia)? think i'll go drink some potted tea and not worry about it. spiritual and medicinal, mmmm mmmm good.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:13 am

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

That just gets me every time

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:26 am

Nomad;489035 wrote: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

That just gets me every time

Forget Peter Piper, he's pickled.....we should all be campaigning to stop Woodchucks chucking wood. ...there are some big health and safety implications !

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:38 am

Bez;489041 wrote: Forget Peter Piper, he's pickled.....we should all be campaigning to stop Woodchucks chucking wood. ...there are some big health and safety implications !

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Frickin woodchucks will be the end of us all :-5

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:42 am

Nomad;489043 wrote: Frickin woodchucks will be the end of us all :-5

OK...how about a 'Save the two toed toad' campaign ?

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:44 am

Bez;489044 wrote: OK...how about a 'Save the two toed toad' campaign ?

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

So you went with the red wine then ? :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:50 am

I just got an email from a cousin in Wisconsin. We haven't seen each other in over 30 years. She found me through Classmates.com, which I haven't checked for several years. Small world.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:54 am

Nomad;489045 wrote: So you went with the red wine then ? :wah:

Y e ...... h

..... s

:o

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:54 am

Accountable;489046 wrote: I just got an email from a cousin in Wisconsin. We haven't seen each other in over 30 years. She found me through Classmates.com, which I haven't checked for several years. Small world.

Have you e-mailed her back ??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:55 am

Accountable;489046 wrote: I just got an email from a cousin in Wisconsin. We haven't seen each other in over 30 years. She found me through Classmates.com, which I haven't checked for several years. Small world.

Is she aware of the woodchuck problem plaguing us ? Lots and lots of woodchucks in Wisconsin.

Ask her if she feels responsible, someone has to take the fall on this one acc.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:02 am

One-One was a racehorse.

Two-Two was one, too.

When One-One won one race,

Two-Two won one, too.

I love this stuff....I'm sooooo sad !:D time for another glass of wine I think......

teramiabullfrog · Post by **teramiabullfrog** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:24 am

just brought my lap top to bed, my wife has the food channel on, Rachael Ray "60 minute holiday spread", talk about happy thoughts and work up an appetite at the same time (for those of you on the left side of the u.s.)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:28 am

Bez;489048 wrote: Have you e-mailed her back ??
Yes. She sent me a link to her myspace so I could see pics of her whole family, including a cute 2 year old grandson. She looks very happy.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:29 am

Nomad;489049 wrote: Is she aware of the woodchuck problem plaguing us ? Lots and lots of woodchucks in Wisconsin.

Ask her if she feels responsible, someone has to take the fall on this one acc.
I'll get on her right away.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:39 am

So, tell me...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:44 am

Marie5656;489086 wrote: So, tell me...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If you're not a part of the woodchuck solution Marie, you're a part of the woodchuck problem.

:yh_wait

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:55 am

In my humble opinion, if it counts for anything..it is very important to be a part of the solution. Woodchucks are our friends.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:06 am

Not if they're running around chucking wood willy nilly.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:16 am

So tell me...what exactly is a woodchuck doing to the wood when it is chucking the wood? Or do I not want to know??

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:54 am

Chuck, chuck, chuck....it's all they ever want to do!

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:01 pm

Candy canes.......................

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:09 pm

Marie5656;489100 wrote: In my humble opinion, if it counts for anything..it is very important to be a part of the solution. Woodchucks are our friends.

You are so naive Marie. That is exactly what the woodchucks want you to believe. As acc said, its nilly willy this...willy nilly that

DOWN WITH WOODCHUCKS !

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:19 am

Now Now no negative talk in here mister!!

:p

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:44 am

chrisb84uk;489848 wrote: Now Now no negative talk in here mister!!

:p

Hey Chris, long time no see!! Are you all ready for christmas?

Don't look up I'm holding the mistletoe above your head! :sneaky: :yh_kiss

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:49 am

Betty Boop;489862 wrote: Hey Chris, long time no see!! Are you all ready for christmas?

Don't look up I'm holding the mistletoe above your head! :sneaky: :yh_kiss

Hehehe yep I'm tending to just float in and out lately like a ghost!

Ready for Christmas you bet. I have all the presents bought and arrived in time, so no having to look for the post every morning. Tree is up and sparkling away, the Christmas spirit is high, all we need now to top it all of is the introduction of snow!!

Mistletoe! Oh hehehe, look you made me go all red hahahaha

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:51 am

chrisb84uk;489868 wrote: Hehehe yep I'm tending to just float in and out lately like a ghost!

Ready for Christmas you bet. I have all the presents bought and arrived in time, so no having to look for the post every morning. Tree is up and sparkling away, the Christmas spirit is high, all we need now to top it all of is the introduction of snow!!

Mistletoe! Oh hehehe, look you made me go all red hahahaha

:p :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:54 am

How about yourself, all ready for the big day? After all it's a week today, these past few months and weeks have flown bye haven't they!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:04 am

chrisb84uk;489872 wrote: How about yourself, all ready for the big day? After all it's a week today, these past few months and weeks have flown bye haven't they!

I'm all but ready, lets say I've got it all under control.......... nearly!

Yep, a week today the living room floor will be covered in ripped wrapping paper and cardboard, I'll be armed with scissors and cursing the toy manufacturers for using so many wire ties to keep toys in their boxes :rolleyes:

Then I'll be cursing the fact I thought it would be a good idea to buy my son a huge lego lorry, as I spend hours laying on the floor building it with him, argueing about which bit goes where!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:06 am

Hamster;489880 wrote: And don't forget we will arrive Friday and take up all your space, eat all the food and make a huge mess! :wah:

Thats fine Hammy, you haven't forgotten you're in charge of the turkey have you?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:09 am

Betty Boop;489879 wrote: I'm all but ready, lets say I've got it all under control.......... nearly!

Yep, a week today the living room floor will be covered in ripped wrapping paper and cardboard, I'll be armed with scissors and cursing the toy manufacturers for using so many wire ties to keep toys in their boxes :rolleyes:

Then I'll be cursing the fact I thought it would be a good idea to buy my son a huge lego lorry, as I spend hours laying on the floor building it with him, argueing about which bit goes where!

Hahaha oh dear lego. I remember nagging my parents to help me build all kinds of things back then. And trying to follow those awful guides that come with them are a real pain!

So sounds like you are in for one heck of a eventful Christmas day! :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:09 am

Hamster;489882 wrote: Turkey?? What turkey is that then? :-3

The one thats strutting around my garden!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:10 am

Hahaha you know you two really could brighten even the most dullest of places!! :-6 :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:11 am

chrisb84uk;489886 wrote: Hahaha you know you two really could brighten even the most dullest of places!! :-6 :wah:

Yup, Dim and Dimmer! :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:58 am

Betty Boop;489881 wrote: Thats fine Hammy, you haven't forgotten you're in charge of the turkey have you?

but you've got to pluck it first

and then stuff it

.....how's the morning sickness by the way ??????????xxx

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:35 am

"Pluck it & stuff it?" Really, ladies!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:27 am

Bez;489989 wrote: but you've got to pluck it first

and then stuff it

.....how's the morning sickness by the way ??????????xxx

:wah: You evil woman Bez