Christmas trees and Onions.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:13 pm

Onions & Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

Dad, how many kinds of `boobies` are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three

kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and

firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice

but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man

goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an

oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:47 pm

i love it....lol:wah: :wah: :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:53 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Didn't expect that ..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:02 pm

Certainly gotta pay that one, Sheryl !!!

:yh_rotfl

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:52 pm

Now that was funny:)