1) Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a
note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a
few pounds.
2) While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him
a speeding ticket.
3) Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for
the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4) While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact
replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to
get them to fly.
5) Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull
goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees
that big, red Santa suit!
6) Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding
signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7) Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf
of bread on his way home.
8) Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9) While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon
as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have
missed that last payment, and take off.
10) Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out,
with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another
plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk i
n a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa."
11) Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12) Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes
and corrections.
13) While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney
with barbed wire.
14) Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's
sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's
got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15) Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include
a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new
house.
16) Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for
Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry,
but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
17) Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
18) Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's
in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
19) Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
20) Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and
then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
How To Annoy Santa!
How To Annoy Santa!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
How To Annoy Santa!
this is funny.......:wah: :wah: thanks for sharing fibo
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:wah: :wah: Cute ....
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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very funny!!!!!!:D
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Oh my, those are cute Fibo...................:wah:
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This sort of post saddens me.
Why would anyone want to be horrible to Father Christmas? Isn't Santa a harmless mythical creation? A being who embodies good & the realisation of dreams?
What does character assination to this extent show us? A total disillusionment with modern society & life in general? Are we now so suspicious & cynical of everyone that a harmless myth of a kindly old man delivering presents on Christmas Day should be destroyed in this way?
I'm puzzled why some people find this amusing.
Why would anyone want to be horrible to Father Christmas? Isn't Santa a harmless mythical creation? A being who embodies good & the realisation of dreams?
What does character assination to this extent show us? A total disillusionment with modern society & life in general? Are we now so suspicious & cynical of everyone that a harmless myth of a kindly old man delivering presents on Christmas Day should be destroyed in this way?
I'm puzzled why some people find this amusing.
How To Annoy Santa!
I'm telling!
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Joe;486073 wrote: This sort of post saddens me.
Why would anyone want to be horrible to Father Christmas? Isn't Santa a harmless mythical creation? A being who embodies good & the realisation of dreams?
What does character assination to this extent show us? A total disillusionment with modern society & life in general? Are we now so suspicious & cynical of everyone that a harmless myth of a kindly old man delivering presents on Christmas Day should be destroyed in this way?
I'm puzzled why some people find this amusing.
Looks like this also a good way to annoy Joe!
ELF, did you change your name just for this season??
Why would anyone want to be horrible to Father Christmas? Isn't Santa a harmless mythical creation? A being who embodies good & the realisation of dreams?
What does character assination to this extent show us? A total disillusionment with modern society & life in general? Are we now so suspicious & cynical of everyone that a harmless myth of a kindly old man delivering presents on Christmas Day should be destroyed in this way?
I'm puzzled why some people find this amusing.
Looks like this also a good way to annoy Joe!
ELF, did you change your name just for this season??
How To Annoy Santa!
Colette;486158 wrote: Looks like this also a good way to annoy Joe!
ELF, did you change your name just for this season??
:wah:
ELF, did you change your name just for this season??
:wah:
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.