who'd ultimately win?

the only real dave (2) · Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:45 pm

in a fight, would you bet on jesus or mohammed?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:57 pm

I'd bet on Mohammed. He fought in battle.

Jesus walked a lot though so I bet he was really fit.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:59 pm

koan;485361 wrote: I'd bet on Mohammed. He fought in battle.

Jesus walked a lot though so I bet he was really fit. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:00 pm

If the battle ring was in a lake ...

Jesus all the way.

caesar777 · Post by **caesar777** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:10 pm

Would Jesus fight? I thought he was a pacifist, a hippie born too early...

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:12 pm

he won round one with the money lenders.

so, bookies, I'd stay away from this one.

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:12 pm

I'd like to be the promoter, there'd be a lot of profit in that match.

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:13 pm

i place my bet on Jesus. Mohammed was only human. Jesus was the son of GOD.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:14 pm

spot;485385 wrote: I'd like to be the promoter, there'd be a lot of profit in that match.

:rolleyes:

is that a challenge? are we going to the pun thread?

caesar777 · Post by **caesar777** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:15 pm

[QUOTE=koan;485384]he won round one with the money lenders.

So he did, a pacifist who fights. Yet another bit of hypocrasy in the bible...

Post by **spot** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:15 pm

Fibonacci;485388 wrote: i place my bet on Jesus. Mohammed was only human. Jesus was the son of GOD.

Go on, he'd be crucified.

caesar777 · Post by **caesar777** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:21 pm

spot;485395 wrote: Go on, he'd be crucified.

I love it!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:28 pm

:yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:39 pm

Novelty;485413 wrote: Really:o worse than my jokes....
I hope Jesus would win for Christs sake!

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:53 pm

I still say Mohammed is tough. I wouldn't want to cross him.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:55 pm

koan;485438 wrote: I still say Mohammed is tough. I wouldn't want to cross him.
But Jesus has the right cross and I dont think muhammed could bear it.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:57 pm

Jesus will always have a chance as long as Muhammed doesnt nail him.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:58 pm

Jesus' career can't be resurrected.

He doesn't even stand a ghost of a chance.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:01 pm

You think so Koan. Even though Jesus has the thieves in his corner?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 pm

Funny in a cheeky sort of way. LOL

I doubt very much that one could entice Jesus into such a battle. As far as the money changers episode there is a distinct difference between war and righteous anger. No one expects Christians to stand around and be a punching bag.

Shalom

Ted:-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:23 pm

YZGI;485456 wrote: You think so Koan. Even though Jesus has the thieves in his corner?

Judas will betray him and become Mohammed's waterboy.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:24 pm

Ted;485474 wrote: Funny in a cheeky sort of way. LOL

I doubt very much that one could entice Jesus into such a battle. As far as the money changers episode there is a distinct difference between war and righteous anger. No one expects Christians to stand around and be a punching bag.

Shalom

Ted:-6
This is funny Ted. When you posted in here I read it and at first felt like a kid caught with his hand in a candy jar.:wah: Then i thought there is no way Jesus could lose as long as he kept Judas out of Muhammed's corner.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:25 pm

Dang Koan ya beat me to that one.:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:31 pm

YZGI;485476 wrote: This is funny Ted. When you posted in here I read it and at first felt like a kid caught with his hand in a candy jar.:wah:

I thought the exact same thing. I actually said over my shoulder to spot.

"uh, oh. I'm gonna get in trouble"

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:32 pm

koan;485486 wrote: I thought the exact same thing. I actually said over my shoulder to spot.

"uh, oh. I'm gonna get in trouble"
Very funny.:wah:

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:37 pm

The question about Judas is, was he an historical person or a midrash or allegory?

Shalom

Ted:-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:39 pm

Ted;485495 wrote: The question about Judas is, was he an historical person or a midrash or allegory?

Shalom

Ted:-6

That's also the question about Jesus.

*argh* koan runs for cover :driving:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:42 pm

Ted;485495 wrote: The question about Judas is, was he an historical person or a midrash or allegory?

Shalom

Ted:-6
I'll say midrash, cause every time I itch I say JUDAS that itches. Sorry Ted. Just kidding. Oh and by the way I would actually guess midrash.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:44 pm

koan:-6

If you talk with some of the world's foremost scholars they will tell you the existence of Jesus is no longer in question. Their belief is that he was indeed an historical person; an eastern Mediterranean Jewish peasant. Dom Crossan.

I know there are those who are nay sayers but look at the holocaust. Even today some 60 years later folks are saying it is a myth or a hoax.

Shalom

Ted:-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:45 pm

YZGI;485505 wrote: I'll say midrash, cause every time I itch I say JUDAS that itches. Sorry Ted. Just kidding. Oh and by the way I would actually guess midrash.

He's busy getting mad at me right now YZGI. Wait your turn

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:50 pm

koan;485508 wrote: He's busy getting mad at me right now YZGI. Wait your turn

I think I will bow out for now. I will check this in the morning. It was fun.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:15 pm

YZGI:-6

A good one. I loved it. LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:01 pm

Jesus would win. It's quite obvious really. Every time Mohammed came to a corner, he would have to stop to build a shop...:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Hugh Janus;485751 wrote: Jesus would win. It's quite obvious really. Every time Mohammed came to a corner, he would have to stop to build a shop...:wah:

Mr. Janus!

I can't believe you said that. I'm afraid to laugh.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:15 pm

Far Rider;485781 wrote: Jesus would.

Muhammed is dead.

:yh_clap :yh_clap Thank You...