I hate working, I hate doing reports, I'm a cured workaholic i should not be doing this so i an going top have a screaming break.
aaaargghh! shITUI*&&*(T! F()&*(JNGBK! <)((JNHY(JJKJJKLLK!!!!!
Thank you, for listening I feel better now.
screaming break.
screaming break.
gmc;482783 wrote: I hate working, I hate doing reports, I'm a cured workaholic i should not be doing this so i an going top have a screaming break.
aaaargghh! shITUI*&&*(T! F()&*(JNGBK!
1 point.
aaaargghh! shITUI*&&*(T! F()&*(JNGBK!
1 point.
I AM AWESOME MAN
screaming break.
Let it out, dude.
I might need a screaming break myself this week.
I might need a screaming break myself this week.
screaming break.
Feels good don't it? 
screaming break.
Does anyone remember Dave Allen?
One of his funniest sketches involved a bunch of nuns in a silent order convent. There they are all done up in their neat habits, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful. The first come to a door, opens the door and enters. It's a small cell, walls, ceiling and floor, all padded and soundproofed.. She rips off the habit, fluffs our her hair, dances a mad, impassioned fandango and yells, cusses, primally screams, turns triple back flips, makes rude gestures... smoothes her hair, puts her clothes back on, composes herself, opens the door and exits - in her neat habit, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful.
Nun number two arrives at the door...
One of his funniest sketches involved a bunch of nuns in a silent order convent. There they are all done up in their neat habits, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful. The first come to a door, opens the door and enters. It's a small cell, walls, ceiling and floor, all padded and soundproofed.. She rips off the habit, fluffs our her hair, dances a mad, impassioned fandango and yells, cusses, primally screams, turns triple back flips, makes rude gestures... smoothes her hair, puts her clothes back on, composes herself, opens the door and exits - in her neat habit, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful.
Nun number two arrives at the door...
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
screaming break.
Diuretic;483535 wrote: The only cure for workaholism is a good burst of lazy-arsedness.
Waaaay ahead of you, cap'n
Waaaay ahead of you, cap'n
screaming break.
Diuretic;483535 wrote: The only cure for workaholism is a good burst of lazy-arsedness.
Why do you think i am looking at this forum? Nothing like a good skive every now and then.
Why do you think i am looking at this forum? Nothing like a good skive every now and then.
screaming break.
(Passing out ear plugs to anyone who needs them......)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
screaming break.
AussiePam;482798 wrote: Does anyone remember Dave Allen?
One of his funniest sketches involved a bunch of nuns in a silent order convent. There they are all done up in their neat habits, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful. The first come to a door, opens the door and enters. It's a small cell, walls, ceiling and floor, all padded and soundproofed.. She rips off the habit, fluffs our her hair, dances a mad, impassioned fandango and yells, cusses, primally screams, turns triple back flips, makes rude gestures... smoothes her hair, puts her clothes back on, composes herself, opens the door and exits - in her neat habit, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful.
Nun number two arrives at the door...
OMG!
That's hysterical.
Where do we find this skit?
One of his funniest sketches involved a bunch of nuns in a silent order convent. There they are all done up in their neat habits, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful. The first come to a door, opens the door and enters. It's a small cell, walls, ceiling and floor, all padded and soundproofed.. She rips off the habit, fluffs our her hair, dances a mad, impassioned fandango and yells, cusses, primally screams, turns triple back flips, makes rude gestures... smoothes her hair, puts her clothes back on, composes herself, opens the door and exits - in her neat habit, hands in prayer position, eyes downcast, walking with measured steps, contemplative, beautiful.
Nun number two arrives at the door...
OMG!
That's hysterical.
Where do we find this skit?
screaming break.
Diuretic;483535 wrote: The only cure for workaholism is a good burst of lazy-arsedness.
..:yh_rotfl
..:yh_rotfl
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
screaming break.
I don't know if any Dave Allen made it onto DVD, Koan. This is a very old skit - but, for me, unforgettable.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"