Grandpa

[Grumpaz]

When a man went to visit his grandparents, he noticed his grandfather

sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with

nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie

is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the

waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well...last week I sat out

here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea"

[Sheryl]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl