What we REALLY need around here...

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:48 pm

Is a gigantic bunch of MISTLETOE.

Ya think?

:-4

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:50 pm

Val, dear....hadn't you noticed the wreath on my hair? XOXOXOXOX:yh_kiss

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:51 pm

I think I may loiter around under it for a while. Jimbo, please retreat a respectable distance

Post by **spot** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:54 pm

spot grabs a small twig of mistletoe and chases a panicked Jimbo out of the room

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:55 pm

Will this do??

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:55 pm

* Betty elbows her way to the front and puckers up *

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:57 pm

Betty Boop;482014 wrote: * Betty elbows her way to the front and puckers up *

Watch out Betty. Spot and Jimbo are planning a pincer movement

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:00 pm

Uncle Kram;482015 wrote: Watch out Betty. Spot and Jimbo are planning a pincer movement

You really do need glasses Krammy, Spots just chased Jimbo out, which just leaves you!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:17 pm

Betty Boop;482017 wrote: You really do need glasses Krammy, Spots just chased Jimbo out, which just leaves you!

:o ooer...be gentle with me then

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:34 pm

I was hoping someone would remember the mistletoe!!!!!! Does this mean I gotta kiss Jimbo and Spot as well as Unk... Grin.... Ah well, it's Christmas. Pam puckers up ... :sneaky:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:38 pm

Jimbo and Spot have left the room....I'm in line for Uncle Kram....come on over, AP & we'll take a number together!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:41 pm

ooooh , guppy pucker up for kisses....:yh_kiss

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:43 pm

Would you do us all a favor & warm up your lips, guppy? Thanks.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:44 pm

Hey Lulu, Gups!!! These odds suck.. Can Unk cope? Tell ya what, why don't I go and call some of my good big bronzed aussie lifeguard mates and invite them in!!! We better line up some cold tinnies, and she'll be apples!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:54 pm

DECK THE HALLS WITH ROWS OF LIFEGUARDS....fa la la la laaaaa, la la la laaaaaa!

Now, YOU know how to use mistletoe, AP!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:09 pm

To borrow shamelessly from AP... I'm not a thespian but I'm not above

kissing some of you ladies...

Heck, I'm an equal opportunity kisser and Marie, good job!!

Here goes nuthin'!!

:-4 :-4 :-4

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:16 pm

Between this thread, Val, and Lulu singing da blues, I've had the best belly laughs I've had in here for days, possibly weeks.. STOP !!! I gotta concentrate and do some work. I keep bursting into song, or rocking with insane giggles. Spontaneous combustion could be next - and hey, that could set fire to the mistletoe.

I'll leave you all with one thought. The halls are decked with all these thespian loving lifeguards who are mouthing carols like those disgustingly kitch mounted singing fish.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:19 am

Lulu2;482053 wrote: Jimbo and Spot have left the room....I'm in line for Uncle Kram....come on over, AP & we'll take a number together!

I'm afraid Krammy left the building hours ago, he's worn out :sneaky: :wah:

*Betty stands inline waiting for Arnold and Galbally*

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:30 am

my mate a couple of chrimbo's ago went up to this blond stunner and said any chance of me having a kiss with you under the mistletoe the blond beauty looked him up and down and just said mate there is no chance of you kissing with me under anaesthetic let alone mistletoe , me and the rest of his mates were on the floor crying :wah: :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:31 am

Woohoo miseltoe here I come!!

XXXXXXXX

*squirting breath freshener and applying lip balm in readiness*

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:27 am

There's no way I'm kissing any bronzed and muscular Aussie lifeguards

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:54 am

Anyone up for kissing a nice Jewish girl under the mistletoe?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:46 pm

Muchas smoochas, NJG! (In a girl-friendly way, of course!)

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:49 pm

Oh, mistletoe!

Kisses for all!:-4

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:53 pm

valerie;481998 wrote: Is a gigantic bunch of MISTLETOE.

Ya think?

:-4

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!