What's The Food Like?

[Carl44]

[quote=helefra;481441]A new zoo keeper had started at the zoo and on his first day he was told that his first task was to clean the fish tank. Whilst he got stuck in to cleaning the fish tank, a large fish came along and started attacking him. The zoo keeper got so mad that he kept hitting the fish with a shovel and eventually killed it. Then he thought *Oh no, what am I going to do?* and he decided that the best way to deal with this would be to feed the fish to the lions. He took the dead fish out of the tank and gave it to the lions who ate it up.



On his next day the zoo keeper was given another task, he had to shovel all the muck out of the chimpanzee's cage. Whilst he was carrying out this task a large chimp came over to the zoo keeper and started attacking him so the zoo keeper picked up his shovel and started hitting the chimp. Eventually the zoo keeper hit the chimp on the head so hard that it killed the chimp. He then thought *Oh no, what am I going to do?*. Having figured out that the fish was fed to the lions, he decided that he would do the same to the dead chimp and feed that to the lions too. So he took the dead chimp and threw it in with the lions who ate the dead chimp.



On his third day, the zoo keeper's task was to collect honey from a beehive. So while the zoo keeper was collecting the honey a swarm of bees started to attack him. He picked up a shovel and started hitting the bees killing all of them. He then thought *Oh no, what am I going to do will all these dead bees?*. He then remembered what he had done with the other dead animals and decided that he would mash the bees up and give them to the lions. He quickly did this and gave it to the lions who eagerly ate it all up.



Later that same day a lion had been transferred from another zoo and when the lion entered the cage he spoke to another lion and said, "Hey mate, I've just moved in here, what's the food like?". "Oh it's great, so far we have had fish, chimp and mushy bees".





some one get kram if we are having a joke frenzy he has to be here its only right i spoze its too early for the wiseguy

[Sheryl]

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