Christmas carols... the way your dog would sing them!

[valerie]

White Crissmiss



I'm dreamin of a white crissmiss

Not like the ones you used to know...

Clothes without the pawprints,

And trees with orn'ments

And no coats to wrap for show.



Im dreamin of a white crissmiss

With not one wrapping left intact.

Cause I know you'll love me in spite

Of the mess I'm gonna make tonight







Winter Wonderland



Sleighbells ring, are you listening?

On the street, stuff is glistening.

A beautiful site

Mom's asleep for the night

Can we have a Winter Wonderland?



Gone to sleep are the humans

Around the tree we'll go zoomin'

We're having a ball wrecking the hall

Gotta love this Winter Wonderland!



In the kitchen we can find the cookies

They baked today to leave for Santa Claus.

If they ask we'll say we didn't see them

Just be sure to shake the crumbs off all your paws!



When we're full, we'll conspire

As we lay by the fire

With boxes and such

They don't let us touch

Dontcha love this Winter Wonderland?







The Night 'Fore Crissmiss



Twas the night before crissmiss

and all through the house

The puppies' de-squeaking

That gray furry mouse.

The wreath we had cheerfully

Hung on the door

Is now like confetti

all over the floor.

The stockings meticulously hung in a row

Now sport a hole on each little toe.

But the tree was the object

Of their mischievious whims.

And though it's still standing

It's missing some limbs.

But now as I watch them

The thought comes to me

That theirs is the spirit

Of what crissmiss should be.

May children and puppies bless us each day.

And show us the joy that should come on this day

They live the message brought straight from above

That crissmiss means brotherhood, peace, joy and love.