Jimbos Jokes

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:41 pm

Here you are Jimbo...your very own joke thread.....we could all do with a laugh ...

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:44 pm

ok guys you asked for it the groan ometer starts tomorrow in earnest got to spend some time with the suz :-4

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:49 pm

jimbo;480958 wrote: ok guys you asked for it the groan ometer starts tomorrow in earnest got to spend some time with the suz :-4

Hey Jimbo...bet it'll be a 'Clapometer' or a 'Smileometer' or a 'Laughometer'

but I'll get the rotten eggs ready just in case !

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:52 pm

Bez;480966 wrote: Hey Jimbo...bet it'll be a 'Clapometer' or a 'Smileometer' or a 'Laughometer'

but I'll get the rotten eggs ready just in case !

your not refering to the other thread are you :wah: :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:53 pm

jimbo;480971 wrote: your not refering to the other thread are you :wah: :wah:

Other thread....what other thread ?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:39 pm

Looks like Butter and I both had the same idea

Lets move the clapometer and groanometer over to http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=22297

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:17 am

this dog goes into the telegram office , gets out a blank form and writes WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF , WOOF WOOF WOOF, WOOF ,WOOF

THE CLERK reads it and says at the same price you get 10 words you could add another WOOF for free

THE DOG SAYS DONT BE STUPID THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL :wah: :wah:

i know its old and not funny but i love that joke

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:42 am

this not a joke but when i told sue she really cracked up and as some of you find things funny at my expense , being the sharing guy i am here goes

sue wanted the paper so i jumped into my trainers (sneakers) did not bother tying the laces drove to the shop i thought dont trip over the laces dont trip over your laces , any way i got my paper safe and sound drove into our road right up to next doors car went to put on the brake i could not move my leg , my right leg was paralized in a panic i could not work out what was going on ,i looked up i was nearly crashing into next doors car , so i used my left leg the one that usualy goes on the clutch peddle the clutch peddle is the one that goes flat to the floor and used my left leg to brake and as it usualy goes flat to the floor i jammed the brake on screeching to a total stop shopping flying every where and my face nearly going through the window screen , next door neighbour was staring at me wondering what the hell was going on his confused face was a picture , then i found out i had shut the door on my undone lace and when i wanted to the brake on i could not move my leg , the shop is only 200 yds away i should of walked