Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:37 pm

how do you change a automatic transmision?:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:16 am

Tater Tazz;479122 wrote: how do you change a automatic transmision?:D

er automaticaly

you could go from drive to reverse i spoze :wah: :wah:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:09 am

Cage fighting coming to Reading again in March....

If Suz is better, do you fancy it? Will prob be going with Charlotte....

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:26 am

How is Suz? Give her my love and hugs for you both.

How is Chantelle? Will she be here for Crimbo?

What do you and Suz want for Crimbo?

Why do some folks seem to get so much bad luck and other folks seem to be lucky all their lives? Whats your opinion on this phenomenon?

Wotcha buying me for Crimbo? hehehe :sneaky: :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:59 am

Jimbo, do you know your blood type and have you ever donated blood?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:23 am

Elvira;479421 wrote: Cage fighting coming to Reading again in March....

If Suz is better, do you fancy it? Will prob be going with Charlotte....

your damn right i will , i've got an arm tiangle with your name on it sweety :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:24 am

RedGlitter;479450 wrote: Jimbo, do you know your blood type and have you ever donated blood?

yes terri of course i do i'm not a complete moron you know

i have the red type and i give blood every time i go mma training

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:25 am

Are you ready cor christmas

had to make it easy on ya

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:32 am

Rapunzel;479426 wrote: How is Suz? Give her my love and hugs for you both.

How is Chantelle? Will she be here for Crimbo?

What do you and Suz want for Crimbo?

Why do some folks seem to get so much bad luck and other folks seem to be lucky all their lives? Whats your opinion on this phenomenon?

Wotcha buying me for Crimbo? hehehe :sneaky: :wah:

chantelle seems fine at the moment thanks for asking that is really nice of you , i want a nice peace full time with my loved ones knowing that i love them and me knowing they are happy thats all , sue ever genorouse always thinking of me wants me to get something for myself a penile enlargement what ever that is :-3

i dont think i'm unlucky i'll admit i'm not exactly in line to win the lottery , sue nearly died 4 times last year , my daughter was left for dead and was flatlining , my girl was run over yesterday she could of been killed but just had a few cuts and grazes , look at some one in a wheel chair , my lovelly friend yidette who may not be around to see their kids grow up believe me i count my blessings every day , sorry yid girl no offence meant :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:33 am

minks;479506 wrote: Are you ready cor christmas

had to make it easy on ya
to be honest have not done a thing

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:30 pm

Hamster;479791 wrote: Jimbo if Pinkster left at 4pm and it is a 3 hour journey here..what time will she arrive here?

(it's friday and rush hour remember...) :wah:

not just that the weather is brooming horrible

she should be there any minute now have a nice night girls i have your numbers i will be ringing at 6 am to make sure your still up :wah:

just kidding as if i could be that evil :sneaky:

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:39 pm

Jimbo, want to help me clean out the reindeer barn?:)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:31 am

ELF;480083 wrote: Jimbo, want to help me clean out the reindeer barn?:)

er sorry buddy i'm busy any way thats not your job your spozed to be making toys ,i'd get on to the national elf sevice if i were you :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:05 am

Hamster;480343 wrote: Jimbo did you try to call at 6am?? :wah:
no a hamster in your condition needs all her rest :wah: :wah:

i hope you had a good time not drinking :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:42 am

What condition????

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:04 am

Imladris;480359 wrote: What condition????

she is fully loaded baby hamsters and a puppy on the way

:-6 :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:41 am

Hamster;480402 wrote: Puppy??? No..not a puppy!! It'll turn into a zoo here!! :wah:

its nice not having a hang over aint it

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:45 am

Hamster;480409 wrote: Yep! I look a lot brighter than OM this morning! :wah:

yup i'm great to feel full of life today no hangover ,i think i'll have a drink to celebrate , care to join me ?

oh silly me you cant drink can you:wah: :wah: :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:55 am

Jimbo, is George Bush the most dangerous moron in America?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:16 am

RedGlitter;480422 wrote: Jimbo, is George Bush the most dangerous moron in America?

yep till i emigrate there i just answered this on the wrong thread doh doh :wah:

how are you doin red ok i hope :-4

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:29 am

Good answer Jimbo!

Yep, I'm doing much better, thank you for asking.

If your choices were open, what animal would you most want for a pet?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:32 am

RedGlitter;480460 wrote: Good answer Jimbo!

Yep, I'm doing much better, thank you for asking.

If your choices were open, what animal would you most want for a pet?
to be honest i dont have the time the space for a pet , but if i had it would be a staff bull terrier they are soo lovely :-4

i went into a pet shop last week and said i'd like a pet wasp he said sorry we dont sell them , i said but sir you have one in the window :wah: :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:48 am

jimbo;480584 wrote: to be honest i dont have the time the space for a pet , but if i had it would be a staff bull terrier they are soo lovely

i went into a pet shop last week and said i'd like a pet wasp he said sorry we dont sell them , i said but sir you have one in the window :wah: :wah:

:wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:46 am

hey terri how bout this one then

an elderly farmer is on his death bed .he can sense the end is close, when suddenly he notices a wonderfull aroma. he realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food country cakes . he some how finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen and he reaches his frail withered hand up to the table to take a cake, he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden hitting his hand as his loving wife shouts f**K OFF they are for the funeral

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:16 pm

:wah: !!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:36 pm

ok this guy goes into the library (he is of no particular relgion or colour ):D

he says to the lady do you any books on suicide bombing

lady says no we bloody well dont people come in borrow them and never fetch them back:wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:45 pm

Hamster;480815 wrote: Jimbo when will the fighting stop???

hammy when people can ignore and laugh at those who say bad things about them, as you know i have had some nut nut posting crap i pretty sure well almost a 100% sur aimed at me you know what it annoyed me at first but you know now i look forward to it , to know that this person finds me so annoying that they go to bed thinking of ways to upset me and they never do amuses me so much i'd hate it if she stopped now :wah:

but you cant please every one on a forum i only like nice people , having a laugh and sending my love and best wishes to those people having a bad time , to be nasty for no reason just does not interest me , but some people would find that boring

to coin a phrase one persons meat is another persons veggie diet an ill wind smells worse on a veggie diet i hope we cleared that up ... next world peace :wah::-4

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:16 pm

Dear Jimbo, howya? Like you and many others I am getting really sick of all this fighting, I've had a crappy day, I was servicing my car and a spark plug snapped in the cylinder head and now I have to get a mechanic to get is out, a little thing, but its very frustrating, I also got some news about someone that was a bit upsetting, and then so many people here seem locked in a death struggle over personality differences, and to cap it all I can't even remember if Villa were playing, who we were playing, or what the result was (if any). Can you at least fix it for me jim to work that last bit out?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:07 pm

Galbally;480860 wrote: Dear Jimbo, howya? Like you and many others I am getting really sick of all this fighting, I've had a crappy day, I was servicing my car and a spark plug snapped in the cylinder head and now I have to get a mechanic to get is out, a little thing, but its very frustrating, I also got some news about someone that was a bit upsetting, and then so many people here seem locked in a death struggle over personality differences, and to cap it all I can't even remember if Villa were playing, who we were playing, or what the result was (if any). Can you at least fix it for me jim to work that last bit out?

i think villa are playing tomorrow dr g but a fine win by spurs today

ahem clears throat did derby win one nil today :sneaky: :sneaky: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:42 am

okay jimbo how long do sharks live?:)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:08 am

mrsK;516144 wrote: Jimbo what are you doing for the rest of the day?

hammy put you up to this :wah:

i'm going to take my daughter swimming , spend some quality time with her and then watch the football soccer to you guys over sea's plot my revenge on the hamster i dont why i try nothing ever bothers her i wish i could be that laid back

then tonight wait up till some gos forsaken hour to spend ten minutes talking to my other daughter in the states , she is trying to get her pass port sorted and she is trying to get over for the middle of feb , i cant tell you how good that will be for her to see her brothers and sister for the first time , meet sue and her family :-4 :-4

sorry mrs k i'm rambeling again i normaly save that for the infernal fur ball

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:12 am

Hamster;516146 wrote: Jimbo are you gonna kill me when we meet up for digging this thread up?? :-3

no not at all hammy its lovely to talk to you again , if i stop answering this thread that means i have to wear a leeds shirt to the f g meet up , funny how things change remember me asking you to get an extra small spurs shirt for you to wear i guess we had better make that an extra large one now

:wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:13 am

mrsK;516152 wrote: Jimbo what will I do tomorrow ?

I have a free day,any suggestions?

fly into london spend a few days in limey land come to the f g meet up it would be lovely to see you :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:15 am

Hamster;516157 wrote: Jimbo are you glad to see this thread again?

Think of it as a place to vent and rant at me....:wah:

honestly its like groundhog day

hammy i would never ever rant and rave at you , your my fav rodent :-4 :wah: