Makes you think!

[Pearl Harbor]

MAKES YOU THINK

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the

bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes

that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"?

How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to

stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it

down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you

first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying

your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's

alright?"

Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid

idiot?"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something

that'sfalling off the table you always manage to knock something else

over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a

trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in

summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like

your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans

is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best

friends,if they're okay, then it's you.

[Peg]

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? In my house, probably yes.

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? I'm thinking they are not dead when they go in there.

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's

alright?"

Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid

idiot?" You try it, post the results.

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like

your wife told you to do it? YES

And LOL Bob. You may have a point there.