Complete the Sentence

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:14 pm

Lon wrote: like throwing the bull as well as eating it. Pretty soon it will get to the point where____________________________________________
bull patties will replace beefburgers.

This way the politicians will be able to_________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:21 pm

TW2005 wrote: i'll be too drunk and throw up. Is that what I think it is??? Yes, it's_____________________________________.
a hedgehog. I've never seen one that big. It must weight 2 kg (12Lbs) or so.

Should we bar-b-q it or__________________________________

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:53 pm

JAB wrote: ...eat it raw like sushi? Still, I once heard that road kill is __________________best if gotten early in the AM, so remember to____________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:08 pm

BTS wrote: best if gotten early in the AM, so remember to____________________aim for animals while driving. If not you may end up___________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:50 pm

David813 wrote: aim for animals while driving. If not you may end up___________
hungry. Amanda & I are on our way to Amarillo to get some armidillo and while we are there we plan to__________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:14 pm

Lon wrote: hungry. Amanda & I are on our way to Amarillo to get some armidillo and while we are there we plan to__________________________
scoff at the cattle owners for passing up on the free food.

They tend to think that everybody________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:32 pm

kensloft wrote: scoff at the cattle owners for passing up on the free food.

They tend to think that everybody________________
should get their meat in the traditional way. We hunters and gatherers know better and realize that_______________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:49 pm

Lon wrote: should get their meat in the traditional way. We hunters and gatherers know better and realize that_______________________________
roadkill saves on bullets and gunpowder. The cattle men are now investing in_________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:09 pm

kensloft wrote: roadkill saves on bullets and gunpowder. The cattle men are now investing in_________________
pork bellies, and don't want the ACA (American Cattlemen"s Association) to know about it. I have secretly leaked this information to the "Drudge Report" and Mat Drudge will________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:58 am

Lon wrote: pork bellies, and don't want the ACA (American Cattlemen"s Association) to know about it. I have secretly leaked this information to the "Drudge Report" and Mat Drudge will________________________________
will look into going for the poultry investments.

When asked about it Drudge says that____________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:13 pm

kensloft wrote: will look into going for the poultry investments.

When asked about it Drudge says that____________________________
chicken futures suck!!! I would look into oil futures because I think oil will be going to_____________________________a barrel, and then_____________.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:12 pm

TW2005 wrote: One hundred dollars a barrel, and then we will have to drive like the Flinstones and use our feet. Better watch out for the ____________________.
T-Rex droppings, it will stain your feet and smells like__________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:12 pm

TW2005 wrote: POOP! Better wash it off before you_________________________________.
get pedifestasia of the toenails which could lead to terminal myocystasis and a untimely death. Next time wear boots and___________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:35 pm

TW2005 wrote: change your socks regularly. Death from this would be_____________________.
slow and painless.

The only way to survive_______________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:23 pm

TW2005 wrote: is to hope that the poop was just Mud squishing bewteen your toes. Or you could go to the______________________.

barn dance and hope that they cleaned up before it started.

If the cleaners_____________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:20 pm

kensloft wrote: barn dance and hope that they cleaned up before it started.

If the cleaners_____________________
are open take advantage. They have a great__________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:47 pm

David813 wrote: are open take advantage. They have a great__________________________
discount on all dry cleaning Wed & Thurs, plus a chance to win a baby wombat in their monthly drawing. Ask Egor, the manager if____________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:16 pm

Lon wrote: discount on all dry cleaning Wed & Thurs, plus a chance to win a baby wombat in their monthly drawing. Ask Egor, the manager if____________
wombat cleaning comes with the kangaroo giveaway.

If you go on a Monday or Tuesday______________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:22 pm

kensloft wrote: wombat cleaning comes with the kangaroo giveaway.

If you go on a Monday or Tuesday______________________

bisexual guinea pigs are on sale two for $10. But beware________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:27 pm

David813 wrote: bisexual guinea pigs are on sale two for $10. But beware________________
they are prone to biting.

Taking them to the dentist______________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:29 pm

kensloft wrote: they are prone to biting.

Taking them to the dentist______________________

is essential if you want to avoid becoming bisexual yourself. The next stop is the most_____________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:31 pm

David813 wrote: is essential if you want to avoid becoming bisexual yourself. The next stop is the most_____________________________________
important of all.

Make sure that you_________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:46 pm

kensloft wrote: important of all.

Make sure that you_________________________
take two aspirin and drink a pint of Guiness, then______________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:49 pm

Lon wrote: take two aspirin and drink a pint of Guiness, then______________
try to touch your nose with your toes.

When you learn to do that then______________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:42 pm

kensloft wrote: try to touch your nose with your toes.

When you learn to do that then______________________

You're off to see the wizzard

Once you become justly endowed______________________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:52 pm

minks wrote: You're off to see the wizzard

Once you become justly endowed______________________________

enough you may meet the shaman, a man of great strength but a man with a terrible weakness for_____________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:53 pm

minks wrote: You're off to see the wizzard

Once you become justly endowed______________________________
with a full beard, you may wish to consider___________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:57 pm

David813 wrote: enough you may meet the shaman, a man of great strength but a man with a terrible weakness for_____________________________

Marilyn Manson Look Alikes and apple tarts.

While waltzing along mindlessly I_______________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:58 pm

Lon wrote: with a full beard, you may wish to consider___________________

Hormone therapy

But Having said that I must now tape my breasts and get to the_____________

~~~~~~~ sorry gang I put a fork in the road and split this forum in 2 ahahahahahahahaha

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:41 pm

minks wrote: Marilyn Manson Look Alikes and apple tarts.

While waltzing along mindlessly I_______________________
spotted a beautiful elk, grazing in a pasture that surely went fallow long ago. I threw caution to the wind and___________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:26 am

David813 wrote: spotted a beautiful elk, grazing in a pasture that surely went fallow long ago. I threw caution to the wind and___________________________
pulled out my 357 Magnum, took careful aim and held my breath as I fired two quick rounds at the wolves that were threatining the elk. The wolves scattered one way and the elk the other, and I thought to my self________

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:59 am

Lon wrote: pulled out my 357 Magnum, took careful aim and held my breath as I fired two quick rounds at the wolves that were threatining the elk. The wolves scattered one way and the elk the other, and I thought to my self________
"Self, you better take a dead aim and make sure the dang thing is dead.

If you miss________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:56 am

kensloft wrote: "Self, you better take a dead aim and make sure the dang thing is dead.

If you miss________________
don't worry, you still have the AK47 & two grenades & can worry about the Animal Rights Activists later. It started to rain making visibility_____________

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:40 am

Lon wrote: don't worry, you still have the AK47 & two grenades & can worry about the Animal Rights Activists later. It started to rain making visibility_____________

Thin and thready, out of the corner of my eye lurking in the woods I glanced upon ________________________________________-

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:58 am

minks wrote: Thin and thready, out of the corner of my eye lurking in the woods I glanced upon ________________________________________-
a mutant deer that was armed with a bazooka.

It was muttering profanties about___________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:15 pm

kensloft wrote: a mutant deer that was armed with a bazooka.

It was muttering profanties about___________________
Michael Jacksons prosecuting team, whilst humming Billie jean"

"I slowly pulled the pin on my grenade, but________

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:10 pm

abbey wrote: Michael Jacksons prosecuting team, whilst humming Billie jean"

"I slowly pulled the pin on my grenade, but________
realized that they were kamikaze deer.

Those antlers were filled with___________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:53 pm

kensloft wrote: realized that they were kamikaze deer.

Those antlers were filled with___________________
C4 explosive and could wipe out the entire forrest. I heard the muffled ring from my cellphone, took it out of my parka and heard the following voice say__________________________________

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:41 pm

Lon wrote: C4 explosive and could wipe out the entire forrest. I heard the muffled ring from my cellphone, took it out of my parka and heard the following voice say__________________________________
Quick! Get to LAX as fast as you can or__________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:50 pm

David813 wrote: Quick! Get to LAX as fast as you can or__________________
you will miss out on the free champagne & caviar and a chance to win a trip to Bangladesh. Be sure and take your passport and_________________

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:23 pm

TW2005 wrote: bug spray. You will need it because_______________________________.

there are two legged critters that sting like hades.

The bug spray is to use_____________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:10 pm

kensloft wrote: there are two legged critters that sting like hades.

The bug spray is to use_____________________
as a underarm deodorant until you can find some Aramis. Check out locker #3387 at the Bradley International at LAX and see who shows up, you will be amazed to see__________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:11 pm

Lon wrote: as a underarm deodorant until you can find some Aramis. Check out locker #3387 at the Bradley International at LAX and see who shows up, you will be amazed to see__________________________________
the vice president of the United States.

He sends his________________________