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- Uncle Kram
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Hey OM, does Hammy really exist?:D
Good to see you here mate
Good to see you here mate
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- Uncle Kram
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SnoozeControl;473762 wrote: Does Uncle Kram really exist? I've never seen him naked.
True, but you did like my Harry Potter underpants
True, but you did like my Harry Potter underpants

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ArnoldLayne;473771 wrote: Good luck in your new life Roger and Hammy. I'm glad for you, whether you exist or not 
Roger and Hammy--sounds a bit like a music duo eh?

Roger and Hammy--sounds a bit like a music duo eh?
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Blessing to you Roger so glad your and Helen are enjoying your new life together. I know this is exactly what you wanted. You both are great people and happiness is what you truly deserve. :-4
Hammy your are right Roger is a gentleman through and through. I'm happy to call him a friend he is a great guy.
Don't pay attention to us we are just the crazy members of your family, just tell us to take a hike, we won't but you can tell us... :-3
Hammy your are right Roger is a gentleman through and through. I'm happy to call him a friend he is a great guy.

Don't pay attention to us we are just the crazy members of your family, just tell us to take a hike, we won't but you can tell us... :-3
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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Uncle Kram;473761 wrote: Hey OM, does Hammy really exist?:D
Good to see you here mate
If she doesn't, then that was one hell of a good w*nk.:wah: :sneaky:
Good to see you here mate
If she doesn't, then that was one hell of a good w*nk.:wah: :sneaky:
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YZGI;473776 wrote: Roger and Hammy--sounds a bit like a music duo eh?
When I'm fully settled in, we will be getting our guitars out of their cases for a mutual strum. That should get the neighbours going!:D
When I'm fully settled in, we will be getting our guitars out of their cases for a mutual strum. That should get the neighbours going!:D
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CARLA;473777 wrote: Blessing to you Roger so glad your and Helen are enjoying your new life together. I know this is exactly what you wanted. You both are great people and happiness is what you truly deserve. :-4
Hammy your are right Roger is a gentleman through and through. I'm happy to call him a friend he is a great guy.
Don't pay attention to us we are just the crazy members of your family, just tell us to take a hike, we won't but you can tell us... :-3
Thanks very much for your blessings, Carla. Although I don't think Helen sees me as a gentleman anymore. I don't know why though.:-3
Hammy your are right Roger is a gentleman through and through. I'm happy to call him a friend he is a great guy.

Don't pay attention to us we are just the crazy members of your family, just tell us to take a hike, we won't but you can tell us... :-3
Thanks very much for your blessings, Carla. Although I don't think Helen sees me as a gentleman anymore. I don't know why though.:-3
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ArnoldLayne;473795 wrote: Rogers and Hammystein :wah:
Rogers and Hammystein Horror Musical more like.
Rogers and Hammystein Horror Musical more like.

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OpenMind;473796 wrote: When I'm fully settled in, we will be getting our guitars out of their cases for a mutual strum. That should get the neighbours going!:D
Record it and post it. It would be great to hear.
Record it and post it. It would be great to hear.
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YZGI;473801 wrote: Record it and post it. It would be great to hear.
You're deaf aren't ya!!!
You're deaf aren't ya!!!
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It is nice to see you, OM. We have missed you.
Who's playing Rogers and Hammerstein...................:wah:
Who's playing Rogers and Hammerstein...................:wah:
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OpenMind;473806 wrote: You're deaf aren't ya!!!
I'll let you know after I hear it.
I'll let you know after I hear it.

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OpenMind;473806 wrote: You're deaf aren't ya!!!
Oh and I'm thinking Kumbaya to start with.:wah: Then we will go to Puff the magic Dragon.
Oh and I'm thinking Kumbaya to start with.:wah: Then we will go to Puff the magic Dragon.
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YZGI;473818 wrote: Oh and I'm thinking Kumbaya to start with.:wah: Then we will go to Puff the magic Dragon.
You ever heard those done in thrash before?
Ok, got to go dining with the in-laws. *sigh*
You ever heard those done in thrash before?
Ok, got to go dining with the in-laws. *sigh*
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OpenMind;473790 wrote: If she doesn't, then that was one hell of a good w*nk.:wah: :sneaky:
I love it when you talk dirty OM
I love it when you talk dirty OM

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OMG hamster & open mind i am so sorry i started this thread, if you check back to my op's you will see my intent was 'just pulling hamsters leg' i had no idea the thread would turn out as it did, i feel quite ill about that
Im very very sorry & adore you both, i hope you know that?

Im very very sorry & adore you both, i hope you know that?
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OpenMind;473828 wrote: You ever heard those done in thrash before?
Ok, got to go dining with the in-laws. *sigh*
That my friends is not OM's syntax. Trust me Ive studied it. Hes still missing. Im hot on your tail furball.
Ok, got to go dining with the in-laws. *sigh*
That my friends is not OM's syntax. Trust me Ive studied it. Hes still missing. Im hot on your tail furball.
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Nomad;474486 wrote: That my friends is not OM's syntax. Trust me Ive studied it. Hes still missing. Im hot on your tail furball.
Maybe we should analyse the handwriting...
Maybe we should analyse the handwriting...
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Uncle Kram;474506 wrote: Maybe we should analyse the handwriting...
Mainly Im just hot for her tail.
Mainly Im just hot for her tail.

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- Uncle Kram
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Wendybird;474516 wrote: Do hamsters have tails? 
Do they have eyebrows?

Do they have eyebrows?

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- Uncle Kram
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Wendybird;474520 wrote: Do they need eyebrows? Surely a sideways glance from a non eyebrowed hamster would be enough to set the menfolk reeling and the womenfolks growling? 
Yes they do, otherwise, how would you know when they're surprised?

Yes they do, otherwise, how would you know when they're surprised?
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Nomad;474513 wrote: Mainly Im just hot for her tail. 
Sorry, Nomad. I have full possession of her tail.:yh_tong2

Sorry, Nomad. I have full possession of her tail.:yh_tong2
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OpenMind;479129 wrote: Sorry, Nomad. I have full possession of her tail.:yh_tong2Long time no see OM. :-6
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abbey;479135 wrote: Long time no see OM. :-6
Hi, Abbey. How are you?
My PC isn't connected to the Internet yet so I have to use Hammy's when she's not using it.
Hi, Abbey. How are you?
My PC isn't connected to the Internet yet so I have to use Hammy's when she's not using it.

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OpenMind;479139 wrote: Hi, Abbey. How are you?
My PC isn't connected to the Internet yet so I have to use Hammy's when she's not using it.:DI'm good thanks hon, hope the Yorkshire puds are treating you well.
My PC isn't connected to the Internet yet so I have to use Hammy's when she's not using it.:DI'm good thanks hon, hope the Yorkshire puds are treating you well.
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abbey;479141 wrote: I'm good thanks hon, hope the Yorkshire puds are treating you well.
Very well, thanks. Though the language is a tad difficult.:wah:
Very well, thanks. Though the language is a tad difficult.:wah:
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OpenMind;479144 wrote: Very well, thanks. Though the language is a tad difficult.:wah:
:wah: Just remember to always throw an ee bygum into a sentence every now and again and you've cracked it.
:wah: Just remember to always throw an ee bygum into a sentence every now and again and you've cracked it.

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abbey;479141 wrote: I'm good thanks hon, hope the Yorkshire puds are treating you well.
Are you calling Hammy a yorkshire pudd??

Are you calling Hammy a yorkshire pudd??


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OpenMind;479144 wrote: Very well, thanks. Though the language is a tad difficult.:wah:
Wait till you come to Cornwall! :wah:
Good to see you OM :-4
Wait till you come to Cornwall! :wah:
Good to see you OM :-4
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abbey;479152 wrote: :wah: Just remember to always throw an ee bygum into a sentence every now and again and you've cracked it. 
Thanks for the tip, Abbey.

Thanks for the tip, Abbey.

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Betty Boop;479159 wrote: Wait till you come to Cornwall! :wah:
Good to see you OM :-4
Hi, Betty. Good to see you too.
Seeing as I spent my early years in Devon and I have friends in Devon and Cornwall (and some family), I'm au fait with the Cornish dialect.
How's your new home? Hope you're having a good time there.
Good to see you OM :-4
Hi, Betty. Good to see you too.
Seeing as I spent my early years in Devon and I have friends in Devon and Cornwall (and some family), I'm au fait with the Cornish dialect.
How's your new home? Hope you're having a good time there.
