Me and my husband

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:01 am

I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:10 am

You must still look young then Unc!!! That's a good thing! :guitarist

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:11 am

Uncle Kram;473726 wrote: I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:

:yh_rotfl Do you pine for each other when the other is on holiday or off sick?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:12 am

Uncle Kram;473726 wrote: I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:

my son gets annoyed people wont believe that i'm his dad must be the hair and chins

krambo i'm down to my last 6 chins now ,

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:18 am

Ocnbrz;473731 wrote: You must still look young then Unc!!! That's a good thing! :guitarist

Every cloud has a silver lining

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:19 am

Betty Boop;473732 wrote: :yh_rotfl Do you pine for each other when the other is on holiday or off sick?

As Nomad would say...I'm taking the 5th :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:30 am

jimbo;473734 wrote: my son gets annoyed people wont believe that i'm his dad must be the hair and chins

krambo i'm down to my last 6 chins now ,

May I suggest a Friday night sortie to your local chippy to top up on your saturated fats ))))))

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:44 am

You probably had that whole sexily unavailable thing going on.

When I was single, I preferred to think all men that didn't fancy me were gay! :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:00 am

Pinky;473793 wrote: Take it as a compliment Kram, after all gay guys usually have fab dress sense, look after themselves and usually aren't bad looking!
Oh yeah, I had a look to die for in my working clothes :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:02 am

Pinky;473825 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

You haven't got Moobs have you Unc?
Moobettes

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:05 am

Pinky;473834 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Was that your old backing group?:wah:

One hit wonders with 'Compact Bijou Moobs'

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:07 am

Pinky;473834 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Was that your old backing group?:wah:
Yeah, they could really swing

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:11 am

'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:15 am

Pinky;473846 wrote: Music to bounce around to!

Did they have the odd wobbly moment?:yh_giggle
Oh no...Pinkys off again :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:16 am

Imladris;473844 wrote: 'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'
Makes me laugh every time :wah:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:17 am

Imladris;473844 wrote: 'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'

LOVING it! :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:22 am

Uncle Kram;473852 wrote: Makes me laugh every time :wah:

Not to hijack your thread but did you see Catherine Tate last night? The old queen makes me laugh when he minces off with the 'Come on Leonard'

Oh and Nan is great too!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:27 am

Imladris;473859 wrote: Not to hijack your thread but did you see Catherine Tate last night? The old queen makes me laugh when he minces off with the 'Come on Leonard'

Oh and Nan is great too! I missed it but I do love Catherine Tate. I was a bit surprised when they had one of her shows on the plane coming back from my holiday though. My daughter said I was laughing too loud

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:41 am

And me......it's sooo embarrassing when I laugh so much that I snort!!:yh_smiley

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:59 pm

When I laugh - a good hard laugh - people look at me like - my God that noise is coming out of a human..!! I see their faces - now they're laughing - so everyones laughing - it's fun..

Patsy

P.S. Why did the clerk ask ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:10 am

Patsy Warnick;474343 wrote: When I laugh - a good hard laugh - people look at me like - my God that noise is coming out of a human..!! I see their faces - now they're laughing - so everyones laughing - it's fun..

Patsy

P.S. Why did the clerk ask ?
I've no idea... we were only holding hands...:wah:

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:43 am

Well, it could've been the matching shirts.?

Patsy

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:04 pm

Patsy Warnick;474549 wrote: Well, it could've been the matching shirts.?

Patsy
Now look here......those pink Liza Minnelli shirts are regulation company uniform:o ...capisce?.....:p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:21 pm

Love a man in pink...do you have a picture of that??

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:56 pm

WonderWendy3;474871 wrote: Love a man in pink...do you have a picture of that??

Actually,.......... my mate has got a pink shirt

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:06 pm

you know, i thought you were gay as well. uk. oooops.

mate stands for something entirely different here than it does there obviously. ha ha ha ha h aha

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:39 pm

Uncle Kram;474921 wrote: Actually,.......... my mate has got a pink shirt

So, actually he's the wife???

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:50 pm

Hey there Unc......let me tell ya--I have 2 friends that are gay and they have more woman beating down their door just to see if they can "change" them.... LOL Maybe it will be a profitable thing!!!!!!!!!!!:p I die laughing when they approach like fat kids on a cupcake!:-4

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:11 am

guppy;474930 wrote: you know, i thought you were gay as well. uk. oooops.

mate stands for something entirely different here than it does there obviously. ha ha ha ha h aha

Have I been posting in a gay way?:yh_femfig :yh_flower :yh_battin :yh_blush

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:13 am

Pinky;475132 wrote: Not saying a word

I was quite proud that I managed to resist too :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:17 am

mominiowa;475231 wrote: Hey there Unc......let me tell ya--I have 2 friends that are gay and they have more woman beating down their door just to see if they can "change" them.... LOL Maybe it will be a profitable thing!!!!!!!!!!!:p I die laughing when they approach like fat kids on a cupcake!:-4Hmmm...interesting Mom. Do you think this is a cunning plan that I should employ with the laaaaaydeez? :sneaky:

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:30 pm

Who knows....but it seems to work for Tom and Bill! They are always getting drinks from the ladies and we just laugh and laugh...Maybe its in our will...

To Have What We Can't Have! :sneaky: LMAO:D