The Wedding Ring ~ P/G!!!

[Grumpaz]

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut

off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket

and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.



I don't know what's more embarrassing, having your mistress find out

you're married, explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on

your penis, or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

[Patsy Warnick]

Gives new meaning to " RING AROUND THE COLLAR "

Patsy