David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

[Grumpaz]

why golf is better than sex.

#10... A below par performance

is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle

and have a cheeseburger

and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to

find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money

doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire

a lawyer if you play

with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you

can do it almost everyday.

#2... You don't have to cuddle

with your partner when

you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason

why golf is better than sex.....



#1... If your equipment gets old

and rusty, you can replace it!