Jogging with Bill!

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:10 pm

Jogging With Bill

Clinton started jogging near his

new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog

past a hooker standing on the same

street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace

himself as he approached her for what

was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry

out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!"

fired back Clinton ..

This ritual between Bill and the

hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,

"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,

"Five dollars!"

One day however,

Hillary decided that she

wanted to accompany her

husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic

street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would

bark her $50 offer and Hillary would

wonder what he'd really

been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a

darn good explanation

for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would

take them past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive

than usual.

Sure enough,

there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes

as she watched the pair jog past.

Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"

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Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:53 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Good one cars!

FlatBlob · Post by **FlatBlob** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:05 pm

I don't get it:( :-5

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:21 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:27 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Hell, he could have gotten a half way decent cigar for 5 bucks. :yh_bigsmi

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:49 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That is gooooood!!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:15 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Dany Hillary get some sleep girl.