Never trust a pit bull

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:18 am

Just a friendly REMINDER... this is in "Just for the Fun of It". So, a

request for no nasty comments, please.

Thank you.

The Top Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls

10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry...again.

7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

6. They will cause children to smile.

5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...

1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:29 am

That goes for any dog that you really love. my dog , puffer, rules round here.

He does all that suff you posted up above.

Except he buries his stuff in my daughters closet. bones, toys, .......

thanks for the post, it made me smile thinking about my own little furry love ball.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:29 am

valerie;466593 wrote:

9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

Bodee does this and except it's in my couch cushions he buries his treats. :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:33 am

Sheryl;466598 wrote: Bodee does this and except it's in my couch cushions he buries his treats. :wah:

i am surprised they remember where they put their stuff but they do. i went to clean out my daughters closet one time and puffer jumped in front of me and went to digging comeing up with all his hidden treasure. ..........he moved it all to another closet.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:36 am

Darn and I had the perfect nasty comment for this thread. Oh well I'm going to say it anyways.

NASTY COMMENT!!! Ha

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:41 am

aww!

very cool! I can't wait to get our own fur-baby! :-6

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:48 am

sunny104;466602 wrote: aww!

very cool! I can't wait to get our own fur-baby! :-6
Fur baby--You mean your reall babies dont have fur? MMMM maybe I should've taken my back.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:43 pm

YZGI;466612 wrote: Fur baby--You mean your reall babies dont have fur? MMMM maybe I should've taken my back.

:wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:09 pm

I was taking the title of this thread literally...so glad I read it and found out differently :-6

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:20 pm

Have to admit, was leary of opening the thread, due to the fact that I own a pit bull mixed dog (who is the sweetest, timid and loving dog!!) And we live very close to the family that lost their Grandmother (84 year old) to Pit Bulls about 2 years ago....So, very sensitive to the issue...

I LOVED it Val....Thanks for sharing, I read it out loud for my boys and they loved it as well!! And They are all SO TRUE!!

Also agree that it's not just pit bulls, just they have such a bad rep...not gonna start an argument...but just like the human race, there are good and bad...depends on situations...how one is raised, etc....

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:43 pm

guppy;466597 wrote: That goes for any dog that you really love. my dog , puffer, rules round here.

He does all that suff you posted up above.

Except he buries his stuff in my daughters closet. bones, toys, .......

thanks for the post, it made me smile thinking about my own little furry love ball. Have you got a fish called Rover?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:52 pm

Uncle Kram;466767 wrote: Have you got a fish called Rover?

nope, but i have chicken pox, helmet, goldie, and several others.....:wah: