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K.Snyder
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Post by K.Snyder »

Ah, that's nothen...

I remember when I was a kid, I was siphoning gas out of my old mans truck with a shop-vac...

Right when I went to hit the switch to turn it off, Boom!...

Went up like a freakin tinderbox.

I can't remember if it was ignited from the static from my hand, or if I actually had finished clicking it off,...all I know is no sooner than when I touched it...the next thing I knew I was putting my hair out, and I was singed all over my body.
Carl44
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Post by Carl44 »

i saw that too



my next door neighbors were to twins and they had an old moped one siphoned some petrol (gas) out of there dads car the other said how much is in the can he lit a match to look inside well it went boom setting his head on fire he ran with his head on fire to the house but on the way he ran into the clothes line which caught him in the wind pipe knocking him to the ground they put the fire out and called an ambulance i remember him being on the stretcher all his face pink and burnt but not too badly the driver asked him what happened his twin told them they said well why cant he talk he has only burned his hair line and eyebrows when the twin told him about the clothes line he laughed so much he dropped him off the stretcher i'm crying with laughter just remembering it all now
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Imladris
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Post by Imladris »

jimbo;465498 wrote: i saw that too



my next door neighbors were to twins and they had an old moped one siphoned some petrol (gas) out of there dads car the other said how much is in the can he lit a match to look inside well it went boom setting his head on fire he ran with his head on fire to the house but on the way he ran into the clothes line which caught him in the wind pipe knocking him to the ground they put the fire out and called an ambulance i remember him being on the stretcher all his face pink and burnt but not too badly the driver asked him what happened his twin told them they said well why cant he talk he has only burned his hair line and eyebrows when the twin told him about the clothes line he laughed so much he dropped him off the stretcher i'm crying with laughter just remembering it all now


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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