Friends..
Friends are like butt cheeks.
Sh*t might separate them,
But they always come back together.
Send this to all your butt cheeks
HAVE A GOOD DAY
Thought for the day
Thought for the day
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Thought for the day
:wah: That was good!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Thought for the day
Oh dear, a thief amonst us. Where a ladycop when you need one??:wah: :wah:
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Thought for the day
flopstock;465113 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I'm stealing this!!
OMG! Me too!
That's hilarious Grumpaz! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I'm stealing this!!
OMG! Me too!
That's hilarious Grumpaz! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Thought for the day
Grumpaz I'm sorry but I have to steal it as well..:wah: :wah:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
Thought for the day
I don't know if this is a thought for the day but it is funny.
Subject: RECTUM STRETCHER
This is toooo good ...but awful too!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop
stammered,
"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket ------------------$95.00
Court Costs ------------$45.00
Look on cops face ----Priceless
Subject: RECTUM STRETCHER
This is toooo good ...but awful too!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop
stammered,
"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket ------------------$95.00
Court Costs ------------$45.00
Look on cops face ----Priceless
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?