Tlw
Tlw
You really just wanna grope me cleavage, doncha, Cars!!!!!!? And I'm flattered. Feel free... and maybe we don't stage the fight after all - but how's about I line us up a few cold tinnies and we both share tlw?!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
Everyone knows you want cars to cop a feel now.
Even people in China who read the forum know. And theyll tell people in Viet Nam and theyll tell people in Norway. (if any Vietnamese know any Norweigens Im not sure) but it could happen.
Im telling my sister later.

Im telling my sister later.
I AM AWESOME MAN
Tlw
Nomie!! Sweetie - don't be like that. I don't mind if you cop a feel too - as you so delicately put it. But of course I may hafta shoot you afterwards - if you mess with me pearl handled pisto!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
AussiePam;459666 wrote: Nomie!! Sweetie - don't be like that. I don't mind if you cop a fee too - as you so delicately put it. But of course I may hafta shoot you afterwards - if you mess with me pearl handled pisto!!!
Sure. Ill cop a fee. $50.00 please.
Sure. Ill cop a fee. $50.00 please.
I AM AWESOME MAN
Tlw
You were quick, Nomad!! I thought I'd edited that fast. You wanna feel, I get the fee... capeesh!!! :sneaky:
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AussiePam;459672 wrote: You were quick, Nomad!! I thought I'd edited that fast. You wanna feel, I get the fee... capeesh!!! :sneaky:
Aw Pam, now look what you've started!
(Whilst they are looking, craftily sneaks away with TLW:sneaky: )
Aw Pam, now look what you've started!
(Whilst they are looking, craftily sneaks away with TLW:sneaky: )
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chocoholic;460079 wrote: Aw Pam, now look what you've started!
(Whilst they are looking, craftily sneaks away with TLW )
Hey, but maybe they're married! :p
:rolleyes:
(Whilst they are looking, craftily sneaks away with TLW )
Hey, but maybe they're married! :p

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GUFFAW Choco, Cars!!! That young lad is starting early in the grope stakes. And the young lady is really a bit young - in my humble opionion - to be packing!!! I blame degenerate television soapies for this general moral decline!! Which I find an appalling outrage, at which I am completely aghast. Purity pledges should be made compulsory forthwith. TLW
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AussiePam;460330 wrote: GUFFAW Choco, Cars!!! That young lad is starting early in the grope stakes. And the young lady is really a bit young - in my humble opionion - to be packing!!! I blame degenerate television soapies for this general moral decline!! Which I find an appalling outrage, at which I am completely aghast. Purity pledges should be made compulsory forthwith. TLW
You were getting so steamed up there Pam, you took your eye off the ball, so TLW is mine again!:D
You were getting so steamed up there Pam, you took your eye off the ball, so TLW is mine again!:D
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cars;461272 wrote: Haaaay, that bouncing ball hurts my eye! :p
Better cover those sore old eyes up! ( and I'll sneak off with tlw again!)
Better cover those sore old eyes up! ( and I'll sneak off with tlw again!)
Tlw
chocoholic;461286 wrote:
Better cover those sore old eyes up! ( and I'll sneak off with tlw again!)
That's amazing you have a cartoon for everything!
Better cover those sore old eyes up! ( and I'll sneak off with tlw again!)
That's amazing you have a cartoon for everything!

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cars;461300 wrote: That's amazing you have a cartoon for everything! 
Everything but the kitchen sink as the old saying goes!
(No secret to it, I just google the word i want and click images!)
By the way, you'll have noticed I have TLW again!:D

Everything but the kitchen sink as the old saying goes!
(No secret to it, I just google the word i want and click images!)
By the way, you'll have noticed I have TLW again!:D
Tlw
chocoholic;461302 wrote:
Everything but the kitchen sink as the old saying goes!
(No secret to it, I just google the word i want and click images!)
By the way, you'll have noticed I have TLW again!:D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:O ... -idea!.jpg
Thanks choco, I never knew that! I'm only a PC "hacker"! :p
(Still messed it up, can't get the pix to display!)
Everything but the kitchen sink as the old saying goes!
(No secret to it, I just google the word i want and click images!)
By the way, you'll have noticed I have TLW again!:D
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:O ... -idea!.jpg
Thanks choco, I never knew that! I'm only a PC "hacker"! :p

(Still messed it up, can't get the pix to display!)
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Tlw
Lady Pamela said use her login come in here and smak youz good im a nise bloke tho and dont wana hurt nobodee so bugga off and youze can keap yor neecapz tlw
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Threats Pamela?, we can't have that, I'll have to introduce you to my family - (TLW is mine, no agruments!):sneaky:
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cars;462274 wrote: Lady P, where'd that come from!
:wah:
I think the tiara kinda gives it away!(TLW:D )

I think the tiara kinda gives it away!(TLW:D )
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chocoholic;462306 wrote:
I think the tiara kinda gives it away!(TLW )
Wow, a two fisted mama!
:p
My kinda woman!
I think the tiara kinda gives it away!(TLW )
Wow, a two fisted mama!


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Get a room, you two!!! GUFFAW. But thanks for the drinkies, Choco. Sorry about my minder down there putting the frighteners on you all. I've sent him off for grooming, comportment and general charm school lessons. He's a pussycat really. Cars - I don't use my title in the FG, so no need to stand on ceremony. And shut the door gently, both of you, on your way out. :sneaky: tlw
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AussiePam;462567 wrote: Get a room, you two!!! GUFFAW. But thanks for the drinkies, Choco. Sorry about my minder down there putting the frighteners on you all. I've sent him off for grooming, comportment and general charm school lessons. He's a pussycat really. Cars - I don't use my title in the FG, so no need to stand on ceremony. And shut the door gently, both of you, on your way out. :sneaky: tlw
I shut the door real slow & quiet, did you hear it?;)
I shut the door real slow & quiet, did you hear it?;)
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Well, it's another Saturday, got to finish up the Christmas Shopping!
(That's "Holiday Shopping" to the PC crowd! :p
:rolleyes: )
(That's "Holiday Shopping" to the PC crowd! :p

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cars;464267 wrote:
BACK!!!
Right back at you Cars.
TLW
BACK!!!

Right back at you Cars.

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Cars, Mustang, no need to scrap, I'll take it and then you won't need to argue!
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cars;464366 wrote:
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I tried for 20 minutes to get a Pix off google choco, but all that came up posted each time was the http address.:guitarist
So only can use words for, TLW! :wah:
So only can use words for, TLW! :wah:
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cars;464535 wrote: I tried for 20 minutes to get a Pix off google choco, but all that came up posted each time was the http address.:guitarist
So only can use words for, TLW! :wah:
Words - letters, makes no difference to me as long as I keep TLW!:wah:
So only can use words for, TLW! :wah:
Words - letters, makes no difference to me as long as I keep TLW!:wah:
Tlw
Thanks choco, I did what you said, but I could not transfer the pix that I saved to my desktop, to here. So Still only words! 
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Cars - you're required in the kitchen to pluck a pheasant or maybe defeather a toikey.. something anyway....
Choco - all hands required outside on the highway. Looks like a lorry full of brown confectionary has spilled its load....
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:sneaky:
yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tlw

Choco - all hands required outside on the highway. Looks like a lorry full of brown confectionary has spilled its load....
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:sneaky:
yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tlw

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AussiePam;467031 wrote: Cars - you're required in the kitchen to pluck a pheasant or maybe defeather a toikey.. something anyway....
Choco - all hands required outside on the highway. Looks like a lorry full of brown confectionary has spilled its load....
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yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tlw

Lady Pamela, I am a woman and we can multi-task, I can cope with chocolate and tlw, no problems tlw:)
Choco - all hands required outside on the highway. Looks like a lorry full of brown confectionary has spilled its load....
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yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tlw

Lady Pamela, I am a woman and we can multi-task, I can cope with chocolate and tlw, no problems tlw:)
Tlw
I can relate to the multitasking, Sista - why don't we both share the chockie and tlw?
:sneaky:
I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
:sneaky:
I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
AussiePam;467607 wrote: I can relate to the multitasking, Sista - why don't we both share the chockie and tlw?
:sneaky:
I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
Wow sorry to hear that Lady P!
Guess LC's "Women's Safety thread" was not so off the mark, as some of those long winded over the ponders kept kvetching about!!!
:sneaky:
I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
Wow sorry to hear that Lady P!

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Grin. You're so awesome Cars, I won't even try and take tlw from you. I just spoke to Romy again. She has had no sleep and gone to work I think for the moral support really. She'll be fine. I think there's some people here who have a lot to say about everything, but very little understanding. Then there's folk like you!! Thankyou for being here. Please keep tlw. :sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;467737 wrote: Grin. You're so awesome Cars, I won't even try and take tlw from you. I just spoke to Romy again. She has had no sleep and gone to work I think for the moral support really. She'll be fine. I think there's some people here who have a lot to say about everything, but very little understanding. Then there's folk like you!! Thankyou for being here. Please keep tlw. :sneaky:
I know she'll be OK, cause the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, so being like you, she'll do just fine, & bounce right back!
I know she'll be OK, cause the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, so being like you, she'll do just fine, & bounce right back!

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AussiePam;467607 wrote: I can relate to the multitasking, Sista - why don't we both share the chockie and tlw?
:sneaky:
I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
Oh Pam, really sorry to hear about your daughter, there are some real creeps about these days, hope she is o.k. but even so she will be feeling pretty shaken up by what happened, sending beams for her:-6 :-4
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I need chockie or something right now, Chocoholic. My baby girl just got mugged in North London on her way home from work. She's shaken up and a bit bruised - got hit with a bottle - had her bag snatched, but is otherwise okay. Thank God!!! Her brother's with her, which is also very good.
Oh Pam, really sorry to hear about your daughter, there are some real creeps about these days, hope she is o.k. but even so she will be feeling pretty shaken up by what happened, sending beams for her:-6 :-4
Tlw
What a sweet thing to say, Cars!! And you too, Choco!!! Thankyou both. :-4
um... tlw :sneaky:
um... tlw :sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;467990 wrote: What a sweet thing to say, Cars!! And you too, Choco!!! Thankyou both. :-4
um... tlw :sneaky:
I'm not that sweet, I need TLW by my side! :sneaky: :wah:
um... tlw :sneaky:
I'm not that sweet, I need TLW by my side! :sneaky: :wah:
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And I'm not that loving and giving, either. Gimme tlw. NOW... Come to Mamma, tlw... :sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Tlw
It has been too long, my sweet TLW, far too long...
*TLW rushes to theia, arms outstretched...they embrace, the curtain falls. The audience rises to its feet in tumultuous applause...all is well, again*
*TLW rushes to theia, arms outstretched...they embrace, the curtain falls. The audience rises to its feet in tumultuous applause...all is well, again*
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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No, Cars, TLW is far from fickle...he just has impeccably good taste :wah:
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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cars;468549 wrote: Your'e absolutely correct! 
:wah: Very good, Cars, I can't beat that one...

:wah: Very good, Cars, I can't beat that one...
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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It's lovely to see everyone agreeing and getting on so well :sneaky:
I'm enjoying the early morning here. The garden is chock a block with birds all going totally mad - I filled up several birdbaths etc with water yesterday. Nobody takes water for granted here any more, including the birds. Grin. Ten year drought. And it's cool. Well, coolish, right now. LOVELY. Yesterday really got just toooooo hoooottttt... I ended up staying in the house all afternoon, watching videos. Not my thing really, but you went out the door, you burned to a crisp.
My friendly big black spider is sitting just outside my window again. He likes the morning air too. Think I'll call him Patrick. No idea what kind he is, not a redback anyway, and not a funnelweb or anything like that. Just common or garden spider. J'ai une araignée au plafond - there's a spider on my ceiling - means I am one cold tinnie short of a sixpack. I'm feeling a bit frenchie today..
tlw
:sneaky:
I'm enjoying the early morning here. The garden is chock a block with birds all going totally mad - I filled up several birdbaths etc with water yesterday. Nobody takes water for granted here any more, including the birds. Grin. Ten year drought. And it's cool. Well, coolish, right now. LOVELY. Yesterday really got just toooooo hoooottttt... I ended up staying in the house all afternoon, watching videos. Not my thing really, but you went out the door, you burned to a crisp.
My friendly big black spider is sitting just outside my window again. He likes the morning air too. Think I'll call him Patrick. No idea what kind he is, not a redback anyway, and not a funnelweb or anything like that. Just common or garden spider. J'ai une araignée au plafond - there's a spider on my ceiling - means I am one cold tinnie short of a sixpack. I'm feeling a bit frenchie today..

tlw
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"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"