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Wolverine
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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


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Wolverine;462471 wrote: Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


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yeah. i'm kinda missing him.


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Wolverine;462477 wrote: yeah. i'm kinda missing him.


yeah me too :(
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
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Have gun, will travel.
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Marie5656;462498 wrote: Have gun, will travel.


yeah. that one's ruined now too.


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Good selection, Wolfy. We watched cowboy movies all the time, reruns of Bonanza were just on....................
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