Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:02 am

i managed to sort out the spurs tickets for dawn told her a minute ago she was overjoyed yaaay

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:05 am

jimbo;455855 wrote: i managed to sort out the spurs tickets for dawn told her a minute ago she was overjoyed yaaay

:yh_clap :yh_clap :yh_clap

Well done matey!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:06 am

And congrats for reaching more than 1000 posts in this thread. I'm sure there was a time you wished this thread would go but I think it's something to be proud of ......that people care enough to hassle you for this long!!!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:54 pm

Imladris;455859 wrote: And congrats for reaching more than 1000 posts in this thread. I'm sure there was a time you wished this thread would go but I think it's something to be proud of ......that people care enough to hassle you for this long!!!!

you mean i'm such an annoying twat that people cant get enough paybackon me :wah:

i saw my stepbrother today as i went through town he said come in mac d i'll get you breakfast

he bought me a breakfast bap thingy bacon ands egg it was ok

so i got another only while i left my food to get some tomato sauce

i always pull pranks on my younger stepbrother

the little sod got some payback as i ate my food he and his mates shaking with laughter i noticed a big piece of card board missing from his burger box wrapper then as i chewed my food i realised where the missing cardboard was i was eating it , so even though it felt like my teeth would break i chewed it up and ate it without batting an eyelid though it did take some swallowing i must admit , they were cracking up but revenge will be mine :sneaky:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:00 pm

Nothing like a breakfast high in fiber..

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:12 pm

*eek* Wow, you ate cardboard!?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:26 pm

chonsigirl;456001 wrote: *eek* Wow, you ate cardboard!?

yes i did and it is the secret ingrediant in mac d 's

i'm almost sure of it :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:27 pm

I would believe it, that's why I never eat fast food!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:36 pm

chonsigirl;456010 wrote: I would believe it, that's why I never eat fast food!

yuk that has put me off of burgers for life

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:42 pm

What is your other favorite fast food, Jimbp?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:29 pm

chonsigirl;456018 wrote: What is your other favorite fast food, Jimbp?

cheetah steaks :wah: :wah:

i must say i really like chinese food

onefadguey:o

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:32 pm

*eek* Cheetah steaks!

Ha-we call the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box doggy tacos, it looks like dog food....................:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:50 pm

chonsigirl;456038 wrote: *eek* Cheetah steaks!

Ha-we call the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box doggy tacos, it looks like dog food....................:wah:

sorry chonsi english humour there... fast food ...cheetah fastest land animal

i would never eat a cheetah

how would i catch it :wah:

i had some of that tex mex food when i was out in the states it was good

i have just talked on the phone with my girl she was much happier

how many days till june about 160 i will be ticking them off day at a time

i've learned a lot this week

its changed the way i look at things

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:55 pm

:-4 Oh, you talked to her!

You will count the days, and every day is one closer to when you will see her.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:58 pm

When do you fly out to America?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:00 pm

chonsigirl;456001 wrote: *eek* Wow, you ate cardboard!?
Probably the healthiest part of the burger

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:56 pm

buttercup;456054 wrote: When do you fly out to America?

soon i need to get another weeks work in then i'm outa here

only joking its a strange one although i brung her up till she was 5 and we were really close we have not seen each other till aug this year a gap of 11 years i want her to know that i love her ands want to be there i dont want to freak her out though

the chemistry is there ie she finds me funny kind etc but the mom is scared of losing her and tries her hardest to put spanners in the works

even though she dont want to know her and spend any time with her

advice needed here

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:05 pm

Uncle Kram;456056 wrote: Probably the healthiest part of the burger
:wah: :wah:

joke for krambo

this guy goes for his medical

the doctor says oh my god i've never seen an orange penis before

does your mom or dad work with chemicals at all

guy says no

doc what about you what do you do then

guy i'm unemployed

doc what do you do all day then

guy nothing just watch porn all day eating derito's

:wah: :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:06 pm

Be yourself, you are her daddy.

Mom should not be jealous of that, it is only right she should love you. I do not let my children feel that way about their dad, even though he was not a good father. They know, they are old enough now.

You are a good dad, may all your dreams when you see her, come true.:-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:11 pm

chonsigirl;456145 wrote: Be yourself, you are her daddy.

Mom should not be jealous of that, it is only right she should love you. I do not let my children feel that way about their dad, even though he was not a good father. They know, they are old enough now.

You are a good dad, may all your dreams when you see her, come true.:-4
i have had a few very nasty emails from the mom and her sister sayin bad things although i know i have tried my best to be a good dad

it upset me enough to actually ring my other kids to ask if i'd been a good father

thankfully they all said yes

not easy with teenagers they usually have only bad stuff to say :-6

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:34 pm

can you post suzy's hospital address or p.m it as i'd like to send her a get well soon card, im sure many of us would

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:22 am

Bump - jimbo are you out there? how's suzy today, can you p.m me the hospital & ward number, thanks

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:41 am

buttercup;457526 wrote: Bump - jimbo are you out there? how's suzy today, can you p.m me the hospital & ward number, thanks

as you can see by some strange coincadence i have just posted about suzy

bc i will know whats going on later today , she might be moving hospitals

its not nice in there at all :-1

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:10 am

jimbo;457530 wrote: as you can see by some strange coincadence i have just posted about suzy

bc i will know whats going on later today , she might be moving hospitals

its not nice in there at all :-1

Don't they need the bed for more serious cases especially at this time of year with all the older people getting ill .

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:29 am

Hamster;460894 wrote: *Bump*

Jimbo didnt you realise I have just been too busy to post here? :wah:

I would NEVER give in!! :sneaky:

ham its just me and you then may the most stubborn person win

are we going to have a little side bet on this :sneaky:

i thought you had forgotten about it :wah:

why does every keep saying bump not getting that at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:34 am

Hamster;461132 wrote: We say bump because it bumps the thread back up "Todays posts" !!

*Evil snigger*

Anyway ...we ask the questions....!!!

What would you like to bet then??

right i say if one of us gives up the person has to wear a scarf or shirt of the others team

how about that :wah: :wah:

shame it dont work on teams up the legua table leeds bump united :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:24 am

Hamster;461149 wrote: *Bump* lol!!

Yep you are on....We wear each others shirts and post a photo here on FG??

Is there a time limit too for asking? Or Answering?

as soon as i notice it i'll answer it

its right up to the f g meet up but if i lose where am i gonna get an xxl leeds utd flag

a tip for all northerners go to bed at night with a pack of frozen peas under your flat cap and in the morning hey presto mushy peas to put on toast for tu breakfast :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:31 am

Oy Jimbo, don't think I've forgotten you either. I just can't sit at a computer long at the moment but when I can....watch out sunshine!

Just to keep you going ....Jim do you think I'll ever be a size 10?

(think very carefully before you answer)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:17 am

Hamster;462055 wrote: Jimbo you are funny!!

My question:

How do you think you can ever outlast a Yorkshire lass?? I'll be posting on this thread here when you are old and grey :wah:

Better order your Leeds Shirt mate! :sneaky:

hey hambo first of all you have to have hair in order to go grey :wah:

do they do leeds shirts in phat bastard sizes:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:18 am

Imladris;462091 wrote: Oy Jimbo, don't think I've forgotten you either. I just can't sit at a computer long at the moment but when I can....watch out sunshine!

Just to keep you going ....Jim do you think I'll ever be a size 10?

(think very carefully before you answer)

er size 10 :sneaky:

er i girl only if you put on some weight

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:20 am

Pinky;462061 wrote: jimbo, are you gonna get your arse back in here or do i have to get out of my sickbed to come and get you? Trust me...pick the first one:wah:

yup you can be very scarey when you want you lovely broom jockey you :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:22 am

Magenta flame;462059 wrote: what colour is the sky? ...and what colour is the grass.?...and what colour is the sea?

er black its night time where you live

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:54 am

Jim-slip! If I joined in would you quit?

You know how stubborn I am!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:01 am

jimbo;462279 wrote: er size 10 :sneaky:

er i girl only if you put on some weight

Oh you are a darling aren't you!

Hands up everyone who can tell that we haven't actually met!!

Perhaps I have a thin persons voice.......well it's a start.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:01 am

Hamster;462320 wrote: You said a naughty word!!! I'm tellin! :wah:

ham plified :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:05 am

Hamster;462321 wrote: Jimbo why is it so blummin cold??

up north is mushy pea country where polar bears live and its in the arctic circle and the girls still walk around in mini skirts and low cut tops

when i went up there me and my mate where in full winter clothes shaking with the cold and these girls where just near naked and not cold at all

northern birds they are not natural :-3 :-3

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:06 am

hi my friend red ask me a question

there must be something you want to know :sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:14 am

Hamster;462331 wrote: *Hammy shyly raises her hand*

Ducking now....

What's the nearest object to throw......looking......damn it's a cream cake and you ain't getting that!!!

:sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:18 am

Imladris;462341 wrote: What's the nearest object to throw......looking......damn it's a cream cake and you ain't getting that!!!

:sneaky:

hammy nearly creamed :wah: :wah: :wah: