FG Limerick Challenge

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:39 am

Hear ye, hear ye

Any topic, serious or silly

Bring your limericks here!

One Rule: must be authored by the poster

A woman who swaggers her hips

While walking stumbles and trips

Landing astride

A man at her side

She kisses him hard with her lips

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:19 am

There was a young lady called Pinky

Who at times liked to be very kinky

She learned some new tricks

By studying pics

Attached to a PM from Zinky

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:36 am

A handsome young dude called Kram

One day while catching a tram

Bumped into our Pinky

Who was really quite slinky

Nine months later he's pushing a pram!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:40 am

There once was a man who had fun

He made those he loved come undone

He's our Uncle named Kram

who loves to cause bedlam

For he's the Man with the Golden Pun :-4

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:47 am

There once was a lady named Cher

Who possessed such decorum and flair

She could bake apple pie

And use tools like a guy

Without ever messing her hair.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:50 am

koan;450078 wrote: There once was a lady named Cher

Who possessed such decorum and flair

She could bake apple pie

And use tools like a guy

Without ever messing her hair.

You'd better believe it babe :guitarist

thank you koan :p

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:53 am

There once was a lady named koan

Was offended by my tone

But to my credit

I'm back here to edit

And leave this thread well alone

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:54 am

There's this little dog named Buster

Who's owner he seldom will fluster.

But if he sees danger

From suspicious strangers

He'll protect her with all he can muster.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:55 am

Accountable;450086 wrote: There's this little dog named Buster

Who's owner he seldom will fluster.

But if he sees danger

From suspicious strangers

He'll protect her with all he can muster.

That's my little boy :guitarist

Acc :-4

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:59 am

A Cardibird named Betty

Loved nothing more than spaghetti

Although it was nice

She didn't eat rice

She only used that for confetti

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:14 am

A Cardibird named Theia

Loves nothing more than a beer

In the pub she will frolic

But she's no Alcoholic

Just wanted to make that point clear

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:16 am

There once was a beauty named Cher

Who would do anything for a dare

She streaked through a cake shop

And watched all the jaws drop

Wearing only a Chocolate Eclair

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:43 am

There once was a member named Kram

Who received a brief telegram

He left in a huff

After fixing his guff

Saying "Frankly, I don't give a damn"

btw, quoting PMs is a no no

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:09 am

With a sense-of-humour bypass

My comments may well appear crass

Those who can't see

That it's just repartee

Can quite frankly just kiss my ass

And the quotes were?......

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:08 am

Wow this is really impressive

That we within limerick suggestive

Can still find a way

To make fight come from play.

Kram, let's leave this to the passive-aggressive.

*makes a showy exit*

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:37 am

There once was a girl from afar

Who travel the UK by car

She got so confused

As in circles she cruised

That she found in the south the north star

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:33 am

Pinky;458789 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Wham bam, thank you Kram

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:16 am

Thanks, Pinky! These are such fun.

Linking words, ideas, and a pun.

To write you must think

Wih a nod and a wink

I couldn't resist writing one! :-6

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:39 pm

There once was a fella called Arn,

...debonair, full of good grace and charm.

Yet he came very near

To upsetting theia...

A serious cause for alarm.

I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,

Since Betty will not give her brown one away.

Dear theia was moved

And it never occurred

That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.

But fail her he did...

And she waited in vain

For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.

N'er again will she listen to the words of a man

With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:04 am

theia;461957 wrote: There once was a fella called Arn,

...debonair, full of good grace and charm.

Yet he came very near

To upsetting theia...

A serious cause for alarm.

I'll knit you a cardi, he told her one day,

Since Betty will not give her brown one away.

Dear theia was moved

And it never occurred

That Arnie might fail to live up to his word.

But fail her he did...

And she waited in vain

For the cardi he promised in purl and in plain.

N'er again will she listen to the words of a man

With promises, false, of a brown cardigan. :-1

:yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:38 am

Theia, with no cardigan brown

Today is wearing a frown.

She's looking, some say

For Arnold to pay.

Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:38 am

Accountable;462096 wrote: Theia, with no cardigan brown

Today is wearing a frown.

She's looking, some say

For Arnold to pay.

Pure coincidence he's nowhere around. :-3

:wah:

My point exactly, Acc...huh!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:54 am

Very good Arn:yh_clap :yh_clap