Action Heroes

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:36 pm

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.

Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play

him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,

looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says........

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"I'll be Bach."

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:53 pm

The most famous line ever associated with terminater movies.......

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:36 pm

i Saw it Coming and it was still hilarious:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

daBunnyWendy7 · Post by **daBunnyWendy7** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:55 pm

NEIGH.............astronomically hysterical:-4 :-4 :-4 :-6 just giggled myself 'round de gobe.snikker

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:16 pm

cute, very cute!! We still say that line...

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:20 am

Nice one!! :wah::wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:32 am

that was good

i have a friend called stu bakk

every one talks to him in an arnie voice it drives him mad :wah: :wah: