Complete the Sentence

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:11 pm

blue wrote: honey bucket and be careful how much you eat or you'll _______________
....be sick"

Baby bear put on his wellies got his bucket & made his way to the hunny tree,

"Hi BB, whats in the.......

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:47 am

archergirl wrote: .. bucket?"

BB replied:"______
.......worms"

"Sod the honey, i'm going____

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:02 am

abbey wrote: .......worms"

"Sod the honey, i'm going ____

CRAZY

When I get back I want this___________________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:18 am

BTS wrote: CRAZY

When I get back I want this___________________
filled with peanut butter and honey!

BB was taken aback by this request and decided, then and there,_____________!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:40 pm

kensloft wrote: filled with peanut butter and honey!

BB was taken aback by this request and decided, then and there,_____________!
that he'd heard enough!

"You know that the peanut butter tree is________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:49 pm

abbey wrote: that he'd heard enough!

"You know that the peanut butter tree is________
full and the bucket will overflow if I try to get some!

Why don't you ask me to______________________?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:51 pm

kensloft wrote: full and the bucket will overflow if I try to get some!

Why don't you ask me to______________________?

change the color of the toilet tissue and then I might reconsider what you said about________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:47 pm

Lon wrote: change the color of the toilet tissue and then I might reconsider what you said about________________________

That peanut butter tree question.

Meanwhile_____________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:17 pm

kensloft wrote: That peanut butter tree question.

Meanwhile_____________________
back at the ranch, Ike was getting ready to break one of the new mustangs, but first he had to___________________________________________.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:35 pm

Lon wrote: back at the ranch, Ike was getting ready to break one of the new mustangs, but first he had to___________________________________________.

get the purple toilet paper off his shoe.

He was sure the horse was laughing at him but when he looked him in the eye___________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:44 pm

koan wrote: get the purple toilet paper off his shoe.

He was sure the horse was laughing at him but when he looked him in the eye___________
he knew immediatley that they were soul mates and he gave the horse another lump of sugar before he went into the barn to____________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:10 pm

Lon wrote: he knew immediatley that they were soul mates and he gave the horse another lump of sugar before he went into the barn to____________________

lie by his side.

Contented both soulmates spent ___________________________ .

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:07 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: lie by his side.

Contented both soulmates spent ___________________________ .
the next week in Las Vegas to the disdain of________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:13 am

abbey wrote: the next week in Las Vegas to the disdain of________
the Las Vegas "Animal Rights Activists" who believe that subjecting a horse to the temptations of Las Vegas is cruel, they therefore started to picket at______________________________________.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:26 am

Lon wrote: the Las Vegas "Animal Rights Activists" who believe that subjecting a horse to the temptations of Las Vegas is cruel, they therefore started to picket at______________________________________.
the "Trigger live at the horseshoe bar, all singing all dancing Filly show".

Unfortunately things did'nt quite go to plan, the evil_______

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:19 pm

abbey wrote: the "Trigger live at the horseshoe bar, all singing all dancing Filly show".

Unfortunately things did'nt quite go to plan, the evil_______
Dr. Klinklehorn, the psychotic Vet, had already administered a lethal dose of sodium nitrate to the horse and it would not be long before______________________________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:31 pm

Lon wrote: Dr. Klinklehorn, the psychotic Vet, had already administered a lethal dose of sodium nitrate to the horse and it would not be long before______________________________________________
she got up onto the bar & sung a rather hoarse rendition of ________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:48 pm

abbey wrote: she got up onto the bar & sung a rather hoarse rendition of ________
"The Old Grey Mare, She Ain't What She Used To Be", and fell over from utter exhaustion. It wasn't long before____________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:22 pm

Lon wrote: "The Old Grey Mare, She Ain't What She Used To Be", and fell over from utter exhaustion. It wasn't long before____________________________
Ike realised the old mare would never sing another note ever again :-1

"As god is my witness i will hunt down that evil Klinklehorn and___

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:37 pm

abbey wrote: Ike realised the old mare would never sing another note ever again :-1

"As god is my witness i will hunt down that evil Klinklehorn and___
see that justice is done, but first, I must remember to call mom and wish her a Happy Easter, after all, she is_______________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:28 pm

Lon wrote: see that justice is done, but first, I must remember to call mom and wish her a Happy Easter, after all, she is_______________________________
a hundred and forty five and i can't see her having too many more easters with us, i just remembered i must buy her a_______

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:38 pm

abbey wrote: a hundred and forty five and i can't see her having too many more easters with us, i just remembered i must buy her a_______
new "Wonder Bra" to keep her spirits up, after all, with her recent face lift she could pass for 120. Her younger lover of 90 would be pleased as well because________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:50 pm

Lon wrote: new "Wonder Bra" to keep her spirits up, after all, with her recent face lift she could pass for 120. Her younger lover of 90 would be pleased as well because________________
:wah: :wah: the last time she served him up a cup of tea she gave him a black eye :yh_beatup she could do with the uplift"

Just as Ike hung up the phone he felt someone________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:02 pm

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: the last time she served him up a cup of tea she gave him a black eye :yh_beatup she could do with the uplift"

Just as Ike hung up the phone he felt someone________
reach into his back pocket. He whirled around and was shocked to see______________________________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:11 pm

Lon wrote: reach into his back pocket. He whirled around and was shocked to see______________________________________________
Baby bear standing there with his bucket in one hand & his wallet in the other!

"OY, what d'ya think you're doing & what are you doing here in LA"

"I've______

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:17 pm

abbey wrote: Baby bear standing there with his bucket in one hand & his wallet in the other!

"OY, what d'ya think you're doing & what are you doing here in LA"

"I've______
come to LA to visit Disneyland, Knots Berry Farm and Universal Studios, and that's the bare facts. That's why I needed your wallet. Tomorrow I will_____________________________________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:23 pm

Lon wrote: come to LA to visit Disneyland, Knots Berry Farm and Universal Studios, and that's the bare facts. That's why I needed your wallet. Tomorrow I will_____________________________________________________
go to the studios to meet my idol Edward pudpud, but i have no honey in my bucket, and i have to have a______

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:51 pm

abbey wrote: go to the studios to meet my idol Edward pudpud, but i have no honey in my bucket, and i have to have a______
bowel movement. Where's the loo? And another thing,________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:01 am

Lon wrote: bowel movement. Where's the loo? And another thing,________________________
"What's with all this coloured toilet paper?

From where I come from________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:29 am

kensloft wrote: "What's with all this coloured toilet paper?

From where I come from________________

people don't use any.

I'd tell you more about it but ________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:55 am

koan wrote: people don't use any.

I'd tell you more about it but ________________
that would be in poor taste, so, let's talk about quantum physics. Do you think that_____________________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:11 pm

Lon wrote: that would be in poor taste, so, let's talk about quantum physics. Do you think that_____________________________________________
the string theory is correct.

Even Einstein knew that his relativity__________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:00 pm

kensloft wrote: the string theory is correct.

Even Einstein knew that his relativity__________________
theory would be questioned by many, so he went to the local dinner to mull this whole thing over. He ran into a Princeton associate that asked him_________________________________________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:44 pm

Lon wrote: theory would be questioned by many, so he went to the local dinner to mull this whole thing over. He ran into a Princeton associate that asked him_________________________________________________

to prove it. He suddenly realised that for every action he took his wife responded with the equal and opposite reaction thereby providing living evidence. In his elation he failed to recognise that __________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:14 pm

koan wrote: to prove it. He suddenly realised that for every action he took his wife responded with the equal and opposite reaction thereby providing living evidence. In his elation he failed to recognise that __________________

that the pizza delivery guy was late with supper.

When he opened the door she said, "____________________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:41 pm

kensloft wrote: that the pizza delivery guy was late with supper.

When he opened the door she said, "____________________________
do you always wear high heels & a mini skirt on your deliveries? The pizza delivery guy replied__________________________________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:48 pm

Lon wrote: do you always wear high heels & a mini skirt on your deliveries? The pizza delivery guy replied__________________________________________
"It gets me better tips". The only downside is _____________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:13 pm

koan wrote: "It gets me better tips". The only downside is _____________
trying to walk through all this snow in high heels. By the way, do you mind if I use your phone to call___________________________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:19 pm

Lon wrote: trying to walk through all this snow in high heels. By the way, do you mind if I use your phone to call___________________________________

my wife? I got a run in my pantyhose and need a spare. I gave him a tip and asked him if he had any advice about __________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:23 pm

koan wrote: my wife? I got a run in my pantyhose and need a spare. I gave him a tip and asked him if he had any advice about

__________________
possible candidates in the forthcoming elections. He said he never votes and that most politicians were_____________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:31 pm

Lon wrote: possible candidates in the forthcoming elections. He said he never votes and that most politicians were_____________________________
straight shooters and honest men and women.

I know they have too much_______________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:41 pm

kensloft wrote: straight shooters and honest men and women.

I know they have too much_______________________ ego sometimes. By the way, do you happen to know if__________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:50 pm

Lon wrote: ego sometimes. By the way, do you happen to know if__________________
the politicians make the best pizzas.

They can certainly slice and dice______________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:59 pm

kensloft wrote: the politicians make the best pizzas.

They can certainly slice and dice______________________

the bull patties. They just tell everyone it's pepperoni so that ________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:44 pm

koan wrote: the bull patties. They just tell everyone it's pepperoni so that ________________

they can up the price.

It is the way they___________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:18 pm

archergirl wrote: fund their campaigns!

Is it possible that__________________

there's going to be a shortage of bull patties soon?

Politicians seem______________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:10 pm

kensloft wrote: there's going to be a shortage of bull patties soon?

Politicians seem______________________
like throwing the bull as well as eating it. Pretty soon it will get to the point where____________________________________________