Challenge Pinky

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:41 am

Doughnut, with feet up!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:51 am

read my tarot cards!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:59 am

LOL!! Keep trying!! :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:59 am

Take a tie up to the counter in Marks & Spencers and ask if they have one in a smaller size

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:02 am

Ask the manager in HMV if he'll order you a copy of "Pavarotti sings Def Leppard"

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:03 am

Order a Colonel Fillet Burger in KFC and ask at the counter if you have to eat all of it, or is it ok if you leave the beak.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:13 am

I can see a new sign going up in Lowestoft Shopping Centre: No Hoodys - No Pinkys

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:15 am

Ask in your local chip shop if they sell fishcakes as it's your fish's birthday

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:18 am

Buy some leeks at the supermarket and just after you've paid and are about to leave, ask the girl on the checkout if she can get you another carrier bag as the one you have has got a leek in it

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:33 am

Pinky;456502 wrote: I'm gonna have to write all these down...you do realise they'll finally cart me away for this, don't ya!!:wah:
Well they haven't carted me away and I've done ALL of the above. Yeah....I'm THAT irritating :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:37 am

Pinky;456505 wrote: I've been challenged to prove I look good in a bikini on another forum...gee, downloading 658 holiday pics takes bloody ages!!!

Wanna 'borrow' one of mine? :wah: