Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her
childhood illness. She informed Jim that she
suffered a disease that left her breasts at the
maturity of a 12 year old.He stated that it was OK
because he loved
her soooo much.However,Jim felt this was also the
time for him toopen up and admit that he also had a
deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and
said...."I too have a problem.My penis is the same
size as an infant and I hope you could deal with
that once we are married.
She said,"Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not
wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing,holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants,she began to
scream and ran out of the room!Jim ran after her to
find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"
"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!"
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Wolverine;451425 wrote: Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her
childhood illness. She informed Jim that she
suffered a disease that left her breasts at the
maturity of a 12 year old.He stated that it was OK
because he loved
her soooo much.However,Jim felt this was also the
time for him toopen up and admit that he also had a
deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and
said...."I too have a problem.My penis is the same
size as an infant and I hope you could deal with
that once we are married.
She said,"Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not
wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing,holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants,she began to
scream and ran out of the room!Jim ran after her to
find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"
"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!"
hey i started that rumour :wah: :wah:
acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her
childhood illness. She informed Jim that she
suffered a disease that left her breasts at the
maturity of a 12 year old.He stated that it was OK
because he loved
her soooo much.However,Jim felt this was also the
time for him toopen up and admit that he also had a
deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and
said...."I too have a problem.My penis is the same
size as an infant and I hope you could deal with
that once we are married.
She said,"Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
penis."
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not
wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to
their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing,holding one another...
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants,she began to
scream and ran out of the room!Jim ran after her to
find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of
an infant!"
"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches
long!"
hey i started that rumour :wah: :wah:
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jimbo;451442 wrote: hey i started that rumour :wah: :wah:
i know. poor suzy.
i know. poor suzy.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Great joke Wolfie 
I guess that is what you'd call
Too much of a good thing :p
I guess that is what you'd call
Too much of a good thing :p
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PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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great joke. :wah: :wah: