Marital difficulty of the week...

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:49 pm

A wife has walked out on her husband after he persuaded doctors to give him a a second penis.

Motorcyclist M. Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in an accident. Docters in Berlin built him a second one but he was not happy. So they repeated the operation, leaving the first new penis in place until they were sure that the new tissue transplant was a success. When Gruber showed his wife, Bianca, she left him. He told a newspaper that he now had two penises but no wife, but I'm hoping to get rid of one to get her back.

www.sunday-times.co.uk

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:55 pm

perhaps he should consider a "movie" career? :wah:

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:55 pm

I can't understand why she walked out :wah:

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:03 pm

You can get a BOOB job anytime, and now a Penis when you feel like it? Sounds complicated, as there is only one outlet of the human body to make the organ work?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:07 pm

letha wrote: I can't understand why she walked out :wah:EXACTLY!!!! What, is she nuts? (Oh sheesh, I hope Bullet doesn't see this...) :yh_blush

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:19 pm

Paula wrote: Sounds complicated, as there is only one outlet of the human body to make the organ work?Nah, don't worry, this just spoilt it for me... Paula why did you have to be so sensible in this post ??? :wah: :wah:

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:27 pm

Where the hell can another crank be attached, on the side of the other? hello. then you have the other systems to hook-up. OMG. :wah:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:33 pm

Paula wrote: Where the hell can another crank be attached, on the side of the other? hello. then you have the other systems to hook-up. OMG. :wah:OMG Paula:D

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:35 pm

I'll have to agree, why the hell did she walk out? I just can't understand, why she would not want a double-hung man? what is wrong with that woman! :wah: and hung to the left...OMG. WTH?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:39 pm

A 2 Penis Man is a Double Hung? Right? I thought so. :wah: I would like to see what that set-up looks like?

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:48 pm

Paula wrote: A 2 Penis Man is a Double Hung? Right? I thought so. :wah: I would like to see what that set-up looks like?

Fun ? :yh_rotfl :yh_blush

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:06 pm

BabyRider wrote: EXACTLY!!!! What, is she nuts? (Oh sheesh, I hope Bullet doesn't see this...) :yh_blushToo late, caughtcha!! Does he have 4 testis? A biker with 2 purple headed warriors, imagine the possibilities. It really would take both hands eh? A double stroker. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, ......(McDonalds song) IT'S 2, 2, 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:17 pm

Paula wrote: I'll have to agree, why the hell did she walk out? I just can't understand, why she would not want a double-hung man? what is wrong with that woman! :wah: and hung to the left...OMG. WTH?It could be called the Nut Cracker Suite

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:18 pm

Bullet wrote: Too late, caughtcha!! Does he have 4 testis? A biker with 2 purple headed warriors, imagine the possibilities. It really would take both hands eh? A double stroker. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, ......(McDonalds song) IT'S 2, 2, 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!Damn, he saw me...

Yeah, I saw the biker part, and immediately went weak in the knees...

P.S. Uh, Bullet? Yer sick.....:p

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:22 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: It could be called the Nut Cracker Suite

Wood Gone Wrong. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:37 am

Dunno why the wife walked out, she should have been like a dog with two tails :wah:

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:52 am

I bet he goes lightheaded when excited..... :sneaky:

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:45 pm

Double Dipper. :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:05 pm

FINISH THE RHYME------------

Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:32 pm

and needed B-12 intravenous.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:47 pm

Lon wrote: FINISH THE RHYME------------

Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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One hell of an organist.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:56 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: A wife has walked out on her husband after he persuaded doctors to give him a a second penis.

Motorcyclist M. Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in an accident. Docters in Berlin built him a second one but he was not happy. So they repeated the operation, leaving the first new penis in place until they were sure that the new tissue transplant was a success. When Gruber showed his wife, Bianca, she left him. He told a newspaper that he now had two penises but no wife, but I'm hoping to get rid of one to get her back.

www.sunday-times.co.ukI see a double mint gum commercial in here somewhere.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:00 pm

Bullet wrote: I see a double mint gum commercial in here somewhere.
:wah: :wah: Now thats funny.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:14 pm

lady cop wrote: and needed B-12 intravenous.
Good one!!!!

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:38 pm

double your trouble, is that a mint? :wah: one is good, but (2) OMG. and then the limp chimp said, i am not real, i'm here for the ride! hahahhaahahha :wah:

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:21 pm

:yh_doh .....

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:05 am

Heard about a guy once with 3 penises. His wife got ****ed left, right and centre

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:10 am

Lon wrote: FINISH THE RHYME------------

Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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And cartwheeled right outa the bed.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:41 am

Wasn't Enis the lesser-known brother of Elvis The Pelvis?