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Rapunzel
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SnoozeControl;447077 wrote: A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg.

He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate says "try Paul McCartney"


Uh-oh! That joke is just wrong on so many levels!

It implies racism against miners, Africans, one-legged people (or should that be bipedally challenged??), mates and Paul McCartney!

You can only tell this joke if you are a bipedally-challenged African miner who's a mate of Paul McCartneys, Snooze! ;)

Having said that....

:wah: It was a funny joke. :wah:
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Post by Rapunzel »

I killed this joke didn't I? :(

I was trying to be tongue-in-cheek funny and i killed the joke instead!

OMG there's a dead joke lying on the floor! :-5

Quick, call 911!

Sorry joke! :-1 You were a good joke while you lasted.

*walks sadly away....leaving dead joke just lying there on the floor....waiting for the paramedics to sweep it up *sigh*...............
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After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Priceless! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Post by cars »

SnoozeControl;447077 wrote: A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg.



He says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"



His mate says "try Paul McCartney"


(No legs? just a miner's joke)



A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.



The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.



The curator of the gallery realized that the couple were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his expert assessment.



He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.



"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."



After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"



"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.



"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all.





They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch." :D :p :rolleyes:
Cars :)
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Post by Grumpaz »

Snoozie, thanks for the early morning laugh attack. Good ones.
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Post by Carl44 »

:wah: those jokes are good guys laughing jews i mean juice
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Post by guppy »

sick!! but really really funny!!...........:wah: :wah:
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