Jim'll Fix It

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:38 am

i actually have a jim fixed it for me t shirt i used to hate that show i cant believe they would start it up again have you any idea how much payback micky taking i'm owed i'll be slaughtered in the pub

every time i used to go in the pub i'd get now then now then now then jim can you fix it for me to get a pint of cider etc waving a pretend cigar

nooooooooo:-1

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:06 am

Dear Jim

Could you fix it for Tom Cruise NOT to play spock in any upcoming Star Trek movie?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:14 am

Dear Jim

Can you fix it for me to have my own show.

P.S. I can lay my hands on a shell-suit at short notice

Yours Insincerely

Uncle Kram aged 46½

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Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:49 am

just got sue outa bed for this one

no moobs but the chins need some work :wah: :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:48 am

Jim, can you fix it so I get a bigger paycheck every week???

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:53 am

Marie5656;444039 wrote: Jim, can you fix it so I get a bigger paycheck every week???

look would of really hurt you to of mentioned the shirt :-1 :-1

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:57 am

jimbo;444047 wrote: look would of really hurt you to of mentioned the shirt :-1 :-1

LOVE THE SHIRT , JIMBO!!

And the guy wearing it ain't to shabby either.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:58 am

Marie5656;444049 wrote: LOVE THE SHIRT , JIMBO!!

And the guy wearing it ain't to shabby

either.

why thank you

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:45 am

Jim fixed it for me

Oh yeh, love the shirt

Ps you happy now?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:35 am

COOL SHIRT JIMBO!

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:12 am

Dear Jim'll Fix It

Can you fix it for me to have my lady lumps surgically enhanced?

Thanks in advance

Trinny Woodall

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:16 pm

ArnoldLayne;444419 wrote: Dear Jim 'll Fix It

Could you surgically remove this comfy chair from my arse and this cream bun from my gob. Could you also fix it for me not to appear so much of a lazy git.

Yours John Prescott, Deputy Prime Minister
:wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:33 pm

ArnoldLayne;444419 wrote: Dear Jim 'll Fix It

Could you surgically remove this comfy chair from my arse and this cream bun from my gob. Could you also fix it for me not to appear so much of a lazy git.

Yours John Prescott, Deputy Prime MinisterBun's gone, just working on the chair!

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:15 am

Dear Jim'll Fix It

Can you fix it for me to have a gay affair with a rent boy? I've always wanted one and it would make me look sooooo metrosexual.....Besides, everyone else in the Party seems to have had one and I'm feeling a bit left out....

Yours sincerely

David Cameron, Conservative

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:16 am

Pinky;444550 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Can Jim fix it for him to get a mirror as well? No, not for his face...

good one pinks:wah: :wah: