Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:44 pm

Hamster;443430 wrote: Why dont you post that in my thread Jimbo?? :wah: :wah:

i did not want to cramp your style hamo you were doing so well :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:01 pm

Hamster;443436 wrote: Jimbo I was driving back form Birmingham tonight and I missed the football scores...

Can you update me please??:D

i missed them too i know spurs drew i guess this is your way of bringing up the subject that leeds won a game :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:19 pm

Hamster;443448 wrote: Yes!!!!!

Jimbo am I getting predictable??

i knew you'd say that :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:11 pm

Hamster;443606 wrote: Jimbo how can I get my revenge on Red Glitter?

i luv red your on your own you fluffy fiend :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:15 pm

Pinky;443617 wrote: Jimbo, why can't you buy hedgehog crisps anymore?

What exactly is in haggis and why would anyone eat blood pudding?

haggis is sheeps lungs wrapped in its stomach i think no wonder the men wear kilts the wind must be awfull:(

my mates eat blood pudding the thought of it makes me want to vomit:(

hedge hog flavour crisps the reason you cant buy them is ............they stopped selling them..... der....

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:50 am

Pinky;443668 wrote: What causes builder's bum?

a builders diet probably

i think its cuased by a big belly , jeans that are too tight and lots of bending

what is worse builders bum or saggy booobs with no bra on

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:33 am

Hamster;443873 wrote: Jimbo why dont they make bra's for "MAN BOOBS"???

if you mean MOOBS

i really don't know hambo

may be we have hit on a hole in the market get the patents office I'll start

drawing up some prototypes

now where to find some fat flabby guy this time in the morning

i know what your thinking and i don't have MOOBS thank you very much

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:48 am

Hamster;443879 wrote: Jimbo do you have MOOBS??? :wah:

Had to ask it is a question thread!

Jimbo do you really think this is a hole in the market? Would people support our efforts and cup their hands around us? Would we be uplifted in our efforts or left hanging?

i need to lose a little bit of cuddly here and there but me thinks i dont have moobs yet

do you realise the gravity of the situation hambo

if we dont come up a man bra we will be letting fat guys down every where literally

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:19 am

Pinky;443945 wrote: Jimbo, what exactly is a wombat and what does one look like?

I've always wondered...

its a lesser known sport called wom and of course to play it properly you need a wombat

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:21 am

Hamster;443971 wrote: OHG Jimbo we need an emergenc meeting to organise a meeting...who's gonna organise that? He he he!!

Sorry...my humour is starting to sag and go south...........

your humour is great hambo but what does OHG mean

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:24 am

Good morning Jimbo, what's for breakfast? I'm hungry!:)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:30 am

chonsigirl;444003 wrote: Good morning Jimbo, what's for breakfast? I'm hungry!:)

lovely little rabbit

sue has allready had breakfst in bed

i have been to the supermarket

been to the hospital

gone and charged up the electric

gone to pick her son up

now gona fix a punture in his bike

then cook dinner

having a cuppa tea now

taking 5 on f g

then back to work

did ya like my jim fixed it for me shirt ?:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:42 am

Hamster;444023 wrote: :-5 :-5

should read OMG

oh heavenly god?

look i dont do geek speek

i worked out the one about rolling on the floor wetting my ass off or whatever it was:p

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:56 am

Hamster;444055 wrote: Ya calling me a geek ???

:yh_glasse

did i say you wuv a geek

no i said i cant speek geekaneese

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:07 am

Hamster;444164 wrote: Jimbo what can I have for dinner??

apple cores , carrots, lettuce straw or men what do you normaly eat :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:45 am

Hamster;444744 wrote: Jimbo do I have insomnia again??? :-3

probably

but dont lose sleep over it

shouldnt you be hibernating by now till spring :wah:

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:14 am

Did you remember to put your clocks back?

An extra hour snoozing?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:02 am

Supersilly@rse;445048 wrote: Did you remember to put your clocks back?

An extra hour snoozing?

unfortunately i am a morning person i wake up at the crack of dawn(dont tell sue:D ) every day unless i have a hangover then its earlier

most days i'm awake earlier:sneaky:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:29 am

how can i convince BR to email me some inappropriate pics of her in comprimising situations?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:35 am

Wolverine;445906 wrote: how can i convince BR to email me some inappropriate pics of her in comprimising situations?

stalk her wait outside her house with a camara and a telephoto lense sooner or later your get your shot mail her a copy of the photo with a note sayin she sends you the pics you wanted or your post that pic all over f g :sneaky:

cunning plan huh

oh and by the way thats how i met the misses:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:19 am

Hamster;446750 wrote: Jimbo did you miss me?? :wah:

Did you think I'd forgotten??

Did you wish this thread would die?? :sneaky:

yep hambo the place is well quite without you

i hoped you had gotten fed up i did not think you'd forget

through clentched teeth ...no i love this thread

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:55 am

*bump*:)

Jimbo,

Why does only one hand go cold when I'm using the computer, why not both?

Is Suzy any better?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:56 am

Jimbo

do you think we should aim to get this thread to 100 pages?

Or will you be hacked off by then?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:32 am

Imladris;447586 wrote: Jimbo

do you think we should aim to get this thread to 100 pages?

Or will you be hacked off by then?

can you hack a 1000 posts what else can you guys possibly ask me

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:34 am

Imladris;447585 wrote: *bump*:)

Jimbo,

Why does only one hand go cold when I'm using the computer, why not both?

Is Suzy any better?

i blame the weather man he said it could be cold but on the other hand it could be warm:wah:

suzt still bad:(

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:35 am

Hamster;447604 wrote: Jimbo how is it possible to feel so happy without medication?

your in love who is the mug i mean lucky guy:wah: :-4