Some Jokes For Today

[Rapunzel]

:wah: Helefra, you and Grumpaz always tell such great jokes! :wah:

[fisher]

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a

little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you ?"

Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did !" The cop looked the

bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said,

"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of

it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got

there Sir, did Santa bring it to you ?"

Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up

at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes

underneath the horse, not on top."

[fisher]

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but

nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they

decided to send it to the President

.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send

the little boy a $5.00 bill.



The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a

little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to

write a thank-you note to God, which read :

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I

noticed that for some reason you sent it through

Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.