A doctor was stitching a cut for a 75-year old Texas rancher, who'd caught his hand in a gate while working cattle.,
The two got to talking and the conversation got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb **** get down!"
Post Turtle
Post Turtle
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Post Turtle
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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Post Turtle
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Post Turtle
That's George, all right!
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay