Tlw - Page 50

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:15 am

Imladris wrote: Swap it for a bar of chocolate......go on you know you can't resist!!!!

Well, it would have to be a VERY BIG bar but, no, on 2nd thoughts I'll keep TLW:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:35 am

chocoholic wrote: Well, it would have to be a VERY BIG bar but, no, on 2nd thoughts I'll keep TLW:sneaky:

It is a very, very, very big bar.........go on, really it's soooo good.

I'm peeling the wrapper off now, can't you just smell the wonderful chocolatiness of it, the amazing colour and texture, oooh the taste!!

Oh my god .......this is turning into food porn. Just give me tlw and I'll leave you alone.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:29 pm

FIRE DRILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone out !!!! NOW... !!! Assembly Point is the thread about Galbally's essay on genetics. Fire wardens will do the head count there.

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Ah that's better!! Now you can come to mamma, TLW.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:55 am

It's OK, no need to panic, I've got it (and I've got TLW as well!):wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:25 pm

OOOh Chockie - what a nice looking bat !!!!!

tlw

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:50 pm

Which bat is that, the avatar bat or the siggie bat?

(p.s. I've got TLW again!):wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:54 pm

You inspired me Chocko and I dug out a bunch of bats and witch's hats and punkins etc and decorated me humble abode.

Australia isn't really that big on Halloween actually - it's a harvest festival after all, and here, we get it right. This is spring, not freaking Fall. I mean lambs are frolicking, flowers are upping the pollen count, magpies are swooping, the blokes are randier than normal and the girls are kinda smiling invitingly ... Spring. OK... TLW

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:40 pm

I'm just jumpin' in with the very latest in the last word.....mine, mine, mine, mine

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:26 pm

I don't think so, Girlfriend. TLW

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm

Well howdy all I'm back, & got TLW! :wah:

:rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:33 am

Wanna boogie, Carsy??? Come on Sweetie, lemme lead you up the garden path.... ...yeahhhhh and shut the door on you now.. Bye bye. :sneaky:

Now we're alone again TLW :-4

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:35 am

AussiePam wrote: Wanna boogie, Carsy??? Come on Sweetie, lemme lead you up the garden path.... ...yeahhhhh and shut the door on you now.. Bye bye. :sneaky:

Now we're alone again TLW :-4

I do a pretty mean boogie APam, are you sure your'e up to it?:p

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:44 am

cars wrote: Well howdy all I'm back, & got TLW! :wah: :rolleyes:

Nope Dear cars. You've got a flat and I'm off with TLW:driving: Off there Aussie:sneaky:

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:29 am

Wendybird wrote: You picked up the FAKE one weber!

I now have TLW and I am not giving it back!

mwahahahahahahahaha mwahahahaha:sneaky:

But which one's the "real fake", only the one with the "real one" knows!

:wah:

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:50 am

Well dear cars, all ladies know real from fake (and how to fake the real!), so I'm sure that I have the genuine article and I guess that means that once again I have TLW!:D

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:06 am

That's what you think Choccie!!

The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.

I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!

Ha!:wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:17 am

Imladris wrote: That's what you think Choccie!!

The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.

I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!

Ha!:wah:

I'll watch, while others look for it!

:p :rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:55 pm

Stone the bloody crows!!! Imladris is turning yellow, convulsing, hallucinating, growing a beard and her smaller intestine is trying to jump out the window!! I've brought in Dr House and his team.... SHEESH. Do your stuff, Guys!!

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House: Anthrax? Scan the patient's left nostril

Cameron: Ear wax shows traces of shiitake mushroom infestation

House: So do we biopsy her toenails or innoculate her for chickenpox

Foreman: Heavy metal poisoning?

House: Go to her house and check out her underwear drawer for pigeon droppings

Wilson: Have you eliminated key swallowing?

House: Let's cut her open and poke around a bit.

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Meanwhile... in Imladris's underwear drawer, tlw ........................

weber · Post by **weber** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:20 pm

Imladris wrote: That's what you think Choccie!!

The tlw that you have is a special one I made earlier from doggie chocs - so be very careful that you're not tempted to take a bite, it won't do you any good at all.

I have cunningly hidden tlw and swallowed the key - so when nature takes it's course I can't imagine anyone wanting to look for it!!!!

Ha!:wah:

Okay Doc, lez cut 'im open and extract the key. Here goes Im......it's a sharp scalpel so it won't hurt.mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooow Got it !!!!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 am

weber wrote: Okay Doc, lez cut 'im open and extract the key. Here goes Im......it's a sharp scalpel so it won't hurt.mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooow Got it !!!!

Come on you lot, what about an anasthetic - that bloody hurt!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:05 am

Imladris wrote: Come on you lot, what about an anasthetic - that bloody hurt!!

TLW is really tough, and can take it without anesthesia! :wah:

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:25 am

cars wrote: TLW is really tough, and can take it without anesthesia! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:47 pm

I been too nice to you load of clueless bloody losers!!!! You just don't get the message. Okay - ya wannit spelt out.

B U G G E R O F F

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tlw needs gentle nurture. He needs ME !!!! Come here to mamma, tlw!!!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:57 pm

So Pam, you want to take the gloves off eh?, well sorry but TLW is mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:15 pm

Takes more than a twitchy pommy shiela to skeer me, Chox ! Specially when yerve left the safety catch on... geesch Girlfriend, call that a bloody gun!!!

Now where were we, tlw

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weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:23 pm

Move aside Pam, easy now. Only better than this will take my TLW

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:26 pm

Weber !! that's not bad. I assume you were at least 300 metres away. Yeah.. not bad !!! How are you with moving targets? Moving live human targets? That's of course where the real skill comes in... :sneaky:

tlw

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:54 pm

AussiePam wrote: Weber !! that's not bad. I assume you were at least 300 metres away. Yeah.. not bad !!! How are you with moving targets? Moving live human targets? That's of course where the real skill comes in... :sneaky:

tlw

Ah wee lassie, but I could part your hair at 300 meters away. Just come to me lil one and I will show you and the prize is

TLW

and I got it. Look in the mirror:guitarist

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:31 pm

Interesting!!! Who knows, Weber, one day, someone might pay me to go after you, then we'll see. :sneaky: I don't often take out anyone for um personal reasons. Rules of the trade, you know. Anyway, it's a beautiful afternoon here and I'm feeling at peace with me fellow man, and woman, and am heading out into the hills to take the air... so I shall leave tlw in your obviously very capable hands.

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:06 pm

AussiePam wrote: Interesting!!! Who knows, Weber, one day, someone might pay me to go after you, then we'll see. I don't often take out anyone for um personal reasons. Rules of the trade, you know. Anyway, it's a beautiful afternoon here and I'm feeling at peace with me fellow man, and woman, and am heading out into the hills to take the air... so I shall leave tlw in your obviously very capable hands.

Lordy be gor lovely Aussie

You are leaving the last word with me:) what shall I do. I was looking forward to parting your hair:sneaky: but I must go to bed so I will have to find a willing subject to leave TLW with. Hey you aren't going to bed.....it's bedtime here so it's wake up time there. Such a lovely lady you are:-4 but I wil keep the last word....I'll take good care.:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:41 pm

tlw makes a very fine hot water bottle, Weber.. enjoy and sweet dreams.. :sneaky:

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:58 am

AussiePam wrote: tlw makes a very fine hot water bottle, Weber.. enjoy and sweet dreams.. :sneaky:

Nah Pam, she doesn't want TLW to cuddle up to, she's rather have "The Hunk Hot Water Bottle" I'll take TLW back home with me for safekeeping!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:00 am

Gee choco, we call hot water bottles "hotties" in Australia. Really! That hotty of yours doesn't seem to have any of the intersting um bits. All sixpack and no um trousers, so to speak. tlw

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:13 am

AussiePam wrote: Gee choco, we call hot water bottles "hotties" in Australia. Really! That hotty of yours doesn't seem to have any of the intersting um bits. All sixpack and no um trousers, so to speak. tlw

These will be more what you had in mind then Pam?, as "hotties" go these seem to have all the bits needed!

(I'll just have TLW again as you'll be occupied with these!)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:06 am

I am aghast, outraged and appalled !!! Tombie !!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:17 pm

yea but.........

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:36 pm

Gosh that little penguin keeps falling through the ice...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:37 pm

Golly gosh.. Pinky.. you slipped on that thin ice... Hang on Girl... and don't freeze yer bazookas off.. I'm have you outta there in no time!!

There ya go!!

In the meantime... tlw is mine.. mine. :sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:24 am

I think a birdie just tried to poop on me... where did I put me bow n arrers? ... Oooo, is Pinky still in the water. I'll hafta defrost her now, I guess.. ah heck, waste not want not.. Which exotic cocktail requires pink ice cubes??? Oh yes, a pink lady!!

tlw

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cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:36 pm

I've not posted anywhere for 8 days, no one noticed. So no poop, no bazookas, just taking TLW!:(

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:20 pm

I noticed, cars!!!!! And have been carefully nurturing tlw so he'll be all rested up and ready for you. Have a great day out together bonding, and bring him home safe to mummy at suppertime!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:14 am

Soooooooo- what's for supper??? Baked TLW? :wah:

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:48 am

cars;445047 wrote: Soooooooo- what's for supper??? Baked TLW? :wah:
Here you go cars, you don't want boring old bakedTLW, have some choccie and I just take that old TLW away for you!!:)

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:05 pm

chocoholic;445169 wrote: Here you go cars, you don't want boring old bakedTLW, have some choccie and I just take that old TLW away for you!!:)

Thanks for the choccie, choco!

But looks like someone beat me to it! :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:57 am

Hehehe here's a surprise Cars had TLW, well I hope you all have been taking good care of him!! :p

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:39 am

There's a suprise, Chris just gets back here, & he's after TLW!

:rolleyes: