Top 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:36 pm

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX...

#10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

#9) Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

#8) The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

#7) You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the "Candy".

#6) The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.

#5) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

#4) If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

#3) Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

#2) You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.

And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...

#1) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT...YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!

:yh_pumpkn

weber · Post by **weber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:41 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl and I wasn't going to go trick or treating.:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:57 pm

genius :wah: :wah:

Solodoe · Post by **Solodoe** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:19 pm

Too funny!!!

Deb in VT

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Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:35 pm

OMG Solodoe! That is sick and wrong!

Freakin hilarious! But sick and wrong! :wah: :wah:

And I'll make no bones about it!

Solodoe · Post by **Solodoe** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:59 pm

Sorry Rapunzel,

meant no offense to anyone...but I thought it was pretty hilarious too!!

You too are funny as heck..!!

Solodoe

;)

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