Go Gitcha Momma

[fisher]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they

were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife

shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially

by two

shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back

together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?" The father (never having

seen an

elevator) responded,

"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my

entire

life, I

ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a

very large older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving

walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady

rolled between them

into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and

Then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the

walls

Opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde

woman

Stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said

Quietly to his son,

"Boy... go gitcha momma."

[Sheryl]

:wah: I'm afraid to admit that i know a few guys who'd do something like that.

[SuzyB]

:wah: :wah: :wah:

I was wondering why Jim wanted me to go in the elevators