valerie wrote: National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and
traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still
there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an
idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they
aren't listening anyway.
:D
:-4
1. Only because we thought it would stay afloat and all the beer was on the ship.
2.You should see the boss when a guy tells him about the roids.
3.We would rather walk. Saves us beer money
4. We purposely look like a frog so you wont ask us to dance ever again.
5.All I have to say is Fat woman in a thong bikini.
6. We pass gas to make the girls leave so we can watch them walk away.
7. No but you girls feel guilty about it. Men dont give a damn.
8. We only tap the rear end of male fellow team mates to get the girls used to us tapping their ass so when we get a girl team mate we wont get slapped.
9. We know our private are still there we just grab them to say thank you.
10. We can dress our selves but we are too lazy and you girls seem to like it.
11. We dont want to talk to woman without picturing them naked. And why would you want too.
12. We dont care if we look like an idiot, no one will be looking at us anyways they will be undressing our younger girls with their eyes.
13. Its hard to regret something you have never done. But I fear any scrotum piercings will be regreted.
14. Well beer solves ours, and we can solve the worlds problems after only a few.
15. Oh we are listening, Just try and sneak in a comment about football.:guitarist
