Blond Joke?

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cars
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Blond Joke?

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A CONVERSATION TO PASS THE TIME



A Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,

"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation

with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to

the guy, OK so "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But

let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat

the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the

cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried

poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest

idea."



"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to

discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?":D :wah:
Cars :)
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Lulu2
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Blond Joke?

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He had it coming....oh, yes.:wah:
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
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:wah: :wah: :wah:
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