A Bad Day?
A Bad Day?
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an Hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grab his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. "So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison." !
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
A Bad Day?
Was there a thread here about how alcohol could kill a person:-3
miriam:yh_flower
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
.................Charles Mingus
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/enter.cfm?
A Bad Day?
:wah:
(This reminds me of that CLASSIC Bette Davis film where she tries to poison someone and they switch drinks on her. The look on her face when she realizes it is something to see.)
(This reminds me of that CLASSIC Bette Davis film where she tries to poison someone and they switch drinks on her. The look on her face when she realizes it is something to see.)
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay