Important Scientific discovery

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:12 am

Hallelujah! Who can argue with this!?! After all, it's been 'scientifically' proven (of course, what hasn't been scientifically proven? But this is a worth while discovery and I’m sure it’s been supported by the best scientists in the world – at least ones that wear those fashionable white coats – no, not the ones which tie their arms around their backs!)! Keep in mind though folks – all in moderation. After all, this doesn’t mean 6-8 glasses of wine a day!! :sneaky:

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poo; drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk sh!t than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:17 am

thats why i'm such a fine figure of a man jack d = health :wah:

so in other words i dont drink sh1T

for some reason i do seem to talk it :rolleyes:

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:32 am

Jimbo I too suffer from the same affliction, and me old mate Johnny Walker doesnt help things either :sneaky: handy though when your coming home on the train blind as a bat and your suddenly best friends with the stranger sitting next to you - poor people

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:50 am

OzBoy wrote: Jimbo I too suffer from the same affliction, and me old mate Johnny Walker doesnt help things either :sneaky: handy though when your coming home on the train blind as a bat and your suddenly best friends with the stranger sitting next to you - poor people

it warmes my heart to know that i'm not the only warm lovely good natured guy out there

drink a bottle make a buddy i always say

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:37 am

What's in diet coke then?:)

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:59 am

The only "muscles" I could offer for comparison are the ones that make up my six pack oops I mean "carton" under my shirt he he he :sneaky: